General Cobra Kai Never Dies

[Dick Niaz]

Johnny, his kid and to a lesser extent Silver are the only ones with believable karate techniques. The rest of them are all laughably bad.

I guess most actors are unathletic nerds.

The hidden MVP of this show is the film editor. He has a manumental task of making it look like any of these dorks can walk and chew gum at the same time.

I don’t know. Based on the gifs below, I’d say those kids have world champion level striking.

 

[Big Dummy]

Karate Kid 3 is easily the worst, it's hard to get through I did like how season 4 touches on it with Terry saying he was a dick for obsessing over Daniel's D

I started watching it the other night and fell asleep halfway through. I have decided that it’s not really worth taking the time to finish it.

I do see the point of bringing Silver back though. It offers the opportunity to make Kreese a sympathetic character at the expense of Silver, which no one gives a goddamn about. I have a feeling we’re all in for a big happy ending.

Hopefully Daniel’s wife and Johnny’s chic slap each other’s tittys around at some point.

 

[Thuglife13]

Finally finished this new season and it's so fucking good. It's gonna suck waiting a year or so again for another season. Really liked the Silver addition. His smile is sinister as fuck...

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[Hauler]

The Carrie Underwood montage was hands down the worst part

She really fucked that song up.

The song was fucking terrible.
But her legs were on point as usual.

 

[Hauler]

Johnny might be the best thing going for TV. The Rocky 4 montage had me dead.

My favorite part of that entire sequence is that they were hammer drunk and agreed to have a fight the very next day. So all of Johnny's training - punching walls, smashing cinder blocks, kicking waves and mailboxes - were all done with a morning hangover in order to get in shape for a fight later that afternoon.

 

[Big Dummy]

My favorite part of that entire sequence is that they were hammer drunk and agreed to have a fight the very next day. So all of Johnny's training - punching walls, smashing cinder blocks, kicking waves and mailboxes - were all done with a morning hangover in order to get in shape for a fight later that afternoon.

The mail box and wave kicking fucking killed me. I must’ve watched it 5-6 times. This season needed more Johnny and less of the high school gorps.

Best part is that each season is pretty short so you don’t get burnt out as the seasons go. It never gets up it’s own ass with some stupid fucking lesson or commentary on the world. The show never takes itself seriously.

 

[Hauler]

This season needed more Johnny and less of the high school gorps.

Agreed. I need more Johnny.

He's a really good actor so I was wondering why I couldn't think of anything else he had been in besides Karate Kid and European Vacation.

He was Rick in Hot Tub Time Machine:


But before this Cobra Kai series, he really wasn't in anything for 2 years.

After Cobra Kai runs its course, I'd 100% be on board with a series focused on Johnny. Just a dude stuck in his 80s machoism thumbing his nose at the woke idiots of the world. It's a goldmine of hilarity.

 

[Big Dummy]

Agreed. I need more Johnny.

He's a really good actor so I was wondering why I couldn't think of anything else he had been in besides Karate Kid and European Vacation.

He was Rick in Hot Tub Time Machine:
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But before this Cobra Kai series, he really wasn't in anything for 2 years.

After Cobra Kai runs its course, I'd 100% be on board with a series focused on Johnny. Just a dude stuck in his 80s machoism thumbing his nose at the woke idiots of the world. It's a goldmine of hilarity.

For sure, because he’s not malicious or hateful in any way. He’s just old school and thinks these kids don’t need to act like pussies.

 

[SongExotic2]

My favourite part is when Sensei silver is some rich woke pussy at the start but slowly you see him unravel back into his evil ways. It was terrific

 

[SongExotic2]

Silver was amazing in karate kid 3. I also liked how he summarized the whole thing putting it down to too much cocaine in the 80s

 

[member 1013]

Johnny, his kid and to a lesser extent Silver are the only ones with believable karate techniques. The rest of them are all laughably bad.

I guess most actors are unathletic nerds.

The hidden MVP of this show is the film editor. He has a manumental task of making it look like any of these dorks can walk and chew gum at the same time.

Silver is a black belt in kyokushin and tae Kwon doe, he literally has the best techniques.

 

[SongExotic2]

I wonder if Terry silver will show up. I like that guy

 

[member 1013]

Finally finished this new season and it's so fucking good. It's gonna suck waiting a year or so again for another season. Really liked the Silver addition. His smile is sinister as fuck...

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This scene made me laugh so hard. It’s an aluminum down pipe. Someone could do that with their hands. And then the maintenance guy “fixing it”after with his screwdriver.

 

[Thuglife13]

This scene made me laugh so hard. It’s an aluminum down pipe. Someone could do that with their hands. And then the maintenance guy “fixing it”after with his screwdriver.

Women gonna women...

 

[member 1013]

Just a dude stuck in his 80s machoism thumbing his nose at the woke idiots of the world. It's a goldmine of hilarity.

Sounds like your autobiography

 

[Hauler]

Silver is a black belt in kyokushin and tae Kwon doe, he literally has the best techniques.

I posted that before I saw many of his fight scenes.

I'd still kick his fucking ass.

 

[Hauler]

Sounds like your autobiography

 

[member 1013]

I posted that before I saw many of his fight scenes.

I'd still kick his fucking ass.

Apparently the actor is the same age as Ralph Machio which is funny. I wonder if he’s wearing a wig

 

[Hauler]

Apparently the actor is the same age as Ralph Machio which is funny. I wonder if he’s wearing a wig

Let's be real. Machio is a bitch.
There is zero chance Elisabeth Shue would have had any interest in that whiney ass nerd.

 

[RaginCajun]

Is the hot redhead from part 3 in the new one?

 

[Thuglife13]

It's been so long since I watched the OG movies I somehow forgot there was 3 good ones before the shitty one with Hillary Skank which I've never seen lol...

 

[Super Dave]

Is the hot redhead from part 3 in the new one?
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She is not

 

[SongExotic2]

She is not

Thank fuck.

Bitch look like carrot top

 

[SongExotic2]

I like that chozen guy too. He's a pretty mean motherfucker.

 

[Thuglife13]