Here's the ones I love....
They have come to the ER for a headache. Have they taken anything at home for it? No. You take them to a bed and next door is a room with a big yellow precaution sign, outside the door is a cart with PPE equipment, masks, face shields, gowns, gloves, etc. They pause and say, "wait, is that a covid patient?! Are you going to put me next to them?! No way. Sorry. I'm leaving."
Ummmm, excuse me sir. But this guy sat next to you in the lobby before we brought him back.
Even better are the ones that let you place them in that room, treat their headache, and then demand a covid test before they leave because they want to know if you gave them the Rona while they were here.
Good times!