General Corona virus updates

[ThatOneDude]

That's where true heroes are born.
If it ain't coming out both ends, you haven't lived.

All 3 ends, pissing out my mouth, butt, and weiner

 

[ThatOneDude]

Are you being actual serious, or just having a laugh?

100% serious

 

[Zeph]

All 3 ends, pissing out my mouth, butt, and weiner

Hawt

 

[ThatOneDude]

Hawt

Yea, my wife busted in the bathroom to check on me and saw it. She probably doesn't respect me as a man any longer.

 

[Zeph]

Yea, my wife busted in the bathroom to check on me and saw it. She probably doesn't respect me as a man any longer.

Some power dynamic swaps too kinky

 

[Hauler]

Agreed, I'm pretty sure it's not the Corona virus. We shall see.

The "both ends" isn't Corona.
Corona is basically a cold and it will go away in 7-10 days.

I'd still stay away from old people, which sucks because when you shit your pants that is the easiest group to blame it on. "Smell that? I think that geezer shit his pants."

 

[ThatOneDude]

Welp, I've shit 4 times and taken 2 showers in the past 1.25 hours. Back to bed I go.

 

[sparkuri]

All 3 ends, pissing out my mouth, butt, and weiner

I've been there.



Also when sick.

 

[sparkuri]

Welp, I've shit 4 times and taken 2 showers in the past 1.25 hours. Back to bed I go.

See you in 10

 

[Zeph]

We are so fucked


View: https://twitter.com/stereophonics/status/1238976755022680065?s=20

 

[Zeph]

Welp, I've shit 4 times and taken 2 showers in the past 1.25 hours. Back to bed I go.

Had that back in jan. It was a fun few days.

 

[Zeph]

View: https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1239300535003549699?s=20


Even fucking ISIS is doing their part

 

[1372]

The "both ends" isn't Corona.
Corona is basically a cold and it will go away in 7-10 days.

I'd still stay away from old people, which sucks because when you shit your pants that is the easiest group to blame it on. "Smell that? I think that geezer shit his pants."

Why did you let Murica down?

Should have commandeered that bar

 

[Zeph]

View: https://mobile.twitter.com/Whytrustme/status/1238847982344306688

 

[sparkuri]

Bitcoin has lost more than half its value in 10 days.

 

[Zeph]

View: https://twitter.com/laurenmckenna92/status/1239308398723825670?s=20

 

[FINGERS]

 

[FINGERS]

day 27.

Train was nice and empty today.

One guy had a WW2 gas mask on his face.

 

[SongExotic2]

Work closed starting tomorrow. Not long how for.

Guess I'll go to pub.


Oh wait.

Guess I'll do nothing

 

[SongExotic2]

Goddammit I don't even have a passport either. Now I'm gonna be really bored

 

[silentsinger]

Thank fuck for the internet, no fucking way we're doing a mass hang out for a few weeks.

 

[member 3289]

Work closed starting tomorrow. Not long how for.

Guess I'll go to pub.


Oh wait.

Guess I'll do nothing

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[SongExotic2]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I hope a Chinese guy coughs on ya

 

[silentsinger]

Goddammit I don't even have a passport either. Now I'm gonna be really bored

The fuck? You did that in Brussels, no? Or did you lose it with your door keys?

 

[Zeph]

View: https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1239278473111355399?s=20