"If you can't beat em with the truth, confuse them with bullshit."
He's got the greatest steaks, they're the best, believe me. They're yuge and beautiful, I'm telling you.
Nobody else has steaks like him. SAD!!!
Not a fucking thing.
Amazing what they'll relentlessly criticize others for and let this fat idiot get away with.
I don't get how the country reconciles wanting a "man of the people" with electing a born millionaire who's never had to work a day in his life.
prophets?? lol wtf is this dude on?
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Look at this presidential level of literacy:
If he hadn't all-capped a couple of words I would've guessed someone else also incompetent wrote it.
now we know why he randomly started speaking about having to flush the toilet 15 times
How many grammatical errors can we spot?
- Spelling errors
- Run on sentences
- Comma splices
- Starting sentences with 'And'
- The use of 'etc.' in the middle of a sentence
- Misplaced modifiers
- Overuse of adverbs
- The constant use of 'he' instead of the subjects name.
- Wordiness
What did I miss?
And there I thought it was all the Big Macs, Diet Cokes and speed he consumed.
for real. at the time he said it, it seemed weird. like dude, have you been blocking up your toilet? keep that shit to yourself. no pun intended
but now it makes sense. he was flushing documents down the toilet. and he was probably insecure about it. so he went off on one of his asanine rants about water and having to flush 15 times lol