Go Fuck yourself!!!@Lars Here's some light reading for your birthday, bruv
Captain Marvel's Powers Make Her The Strongest Avenger Yet — You Read That Right, Thor
Holy shit turning 45 has really made you bitterGo Fuck yourself!!!
If your Bday fell on steak and a BJ day so you only get one BJ per year you would be bitter as well.Holy shit turning 45 has really made you bitter
@Splinty as a birthday present to your favourite son please handle thisHoly shit turning 45 has really made you bitter
L @PND (loves cats) is a bitch like thatIf your Bday fell on steak and a BJ day so you only get one BJ per year you would be bitter as well.
This is the cringiest shit I'm gonna read this week"mazal tov tsu dayn geburtstog "
to a wonderful young man who taught me to believe in myself.
Well log off then!!!This is the cringiest shit I'm gonna read this week
That’s where all the high school kids go to drink beers and suck at golfFor your birthday I got you an hour at the driving range of the Lynbrool Family Golf Centre. I have a buddy who grew up in Shelburne and he knows of an old prostitute who tends the greens there. For 20 bucks she’ll jerk your off after you finish hitting balls (It’s called a club and chub). I paid for that too.
This summer go into the clubhouse and whisper to the guy behind your he counter “I’m here for a bucket of balls and a handjob. Compliments of Sex Chicken”. They’ll know what you’re talking about.
I’ll be finished work soon and then I will go home to my dogs.Happy birthday dude. Do you have any goals you set yourself or just gonna get some salty titty?
Only for today.I’ll be finished work soon and then I will go home to my dogs.
I’m pretty fucking cool.
That bitch bugging you too? I have her on ignore and she's still making me want to punch strangers in the faceI will fucking kill u Kathryn
It’s nothing, we are in a small dispute about my dogs but I am training them to kill her.That bitch bugging you too? I have her on ignore and she's still making me want to punch strangers in the face
Gonna have to plug thier noses if you want them to eat her feet. She doesn't wear socksIt’s nothing, we are in a small dispute about my dogs but I am training them to kill her.
These three idiotsWhat dogs you have?
Dude...the walls are fine. All them dogs are looking at me tho..These three idiots
Do you like my blue walls? House came like this and it’s grown on me
They’ll fuck you up, Bruv.Dude...the walls are fine. All them dogs are looking at me tho..