To celebrate I'm going to have 7 late term abortions.Happy Canada Day everyone!
"Canada Day was created in 1982 to replace Dominion Day, which celebrated Confederation and Canada's connection to the Galactic Empire and the Imperial project."
And here I was teasing you that Canada is boringTo celebrate I'm going to have 7 late term abortions.
It's like America if America were run by children instead of incompetent adults.And here I was teasing you that Canada is boring
Like American accents, it depends where people are from.Btw
Seems to me the pronunciation joke "aboot" isn't entirely accurate.
I hear them say "about" and it sounds like "aboat".
I gotta go to the rink, see aboat putting pocks in the net, eh
"It's like America, without the guns."It's like America if America were run by children instead of incompetent adults.
Sometimes his articles are really good, sometimes I wanna punch him. I read the newspaper every day pretty much since I was about 8.I don't but I know folks that do and my understanding is he gets called a cunt on the regular.
Because he is a copper plated cunt.
Sometimes his articles are really good, sometimes I wanna punch him. I read the newspaper every day pretty much since I was about 8.
Our government interfered in the investigation of a mass shooting so they could ban the guns. Oopsie daisies."It's like America, without the guns."
I think that was Kids in the Hall
Never heard that term before.
Wum, wummer.
fuck is ur problem bruv?!I rarely give the "optimistic" rating, but that post's getting one for sure![]()
just smoked a big legal doobie, used my gun license to buy a firearm responsibly, killed 12 babies and got gay transgender married.Happy Canada Day everyone!
"Canada Day was created in 1982 to replace Dominion Day, which celebrated Confederation and Canada's connection to the Galactic Empire and the Imperial project."
You can't be truly cool unless you start a wildfire with your gender announcement party.just smoked a big legal doobie, used my gun license to buy a firearm responsibly, killed 12 babies and got gay transgender married.
life is good
My pick up line has been reduced to "I don't think we should see each other anymore."I think my new girlfriend dumped me. I text her 3 times and she ain't responded.
Good
Girlfriends are for puffs !
I don't really have a pickup line, I'm spontaneous, I think my one for her was "what the fuck is that your drinking?"My pick up line has been reduced to "I don't think we should see each other anymore."
And it works
I've been staying with one opener forever: "Do you like Chinese food?"I don't really have a pickup line, I'm spontaneous, I think my one for her was "what the fuck is that your drinking?"
Hmmm I might go to the pub try this out. I'm already at the pub I mean I different one that's full of slags.I've been staying with one opener forever: "Do you like Chinese food?"
Pick up line, conversation starter, unspoken invitation.