I saw all these new members flooding in......

[lookoutawhale]

That's what THEY would have you believe. My man says he's got 'em, then he's got 'em.

ive only seen Red Pastachios in books when i was a child. I heard they were a myth.

Is your man legit? Can we count on him to bring in the goods?

 

[lookoutawhale]

5 lbs of salted red pistachios for the real sheriff to step foward

psst... over here.

 

[Wild]

I've got some nuts you can feast on @lookoutawhale...

 

[wizzlioni]

My product is of course unrivaled in the major nut markets.

A role model who upholds protects and defends the law would not be swayed by something of a material nature...even something so bitingly tempting and crunchily satisfying as my salted reds, reds even now growing in infamy and notoriety in the darkest dungeon dive bars of the low down virtual chat rooms elite forces.

Go ahead, first handfulls free.

 

[lookoutawhale]

I've got some nuts you can feast on @lookoutawhale...

i've heard those too were a myth!

 

[lookoutawhale]

My product is of course unrivaled in the major nut markets.

A role model who upholds protects and defends the law would not be swayed by something of a material nature...even something so bitingly tempting and crunchily satisfying as my salted reds, reds even now growing in infamy and notoriety in the darkest dungeon dive bars of the low down virtual chat rooms elite forces.

Go ahead, first handfulls free.

*puts your friends red nuts in my mouth*

my god these are delicious. the texture is amazing, its soft yet hard. salty yet sweet

is he a shower or a grower?

and by that i mean does he farm them himself or just a seller?

 

[girlandcoconut]

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I heart this joint and all y'all!