General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

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yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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I don't think you're pregnant bro.
But to be on the safe side...
read up, damn. or even better read this line, i got laid today, and i experienced one of the two best things that can happen to a man? You see that smile in my picture? this is a tell. it was great. what do i say next?
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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read up, damn. or even better read this line, i got laid today, and i experienced one of the two best things that can happen to a man? You see that smile in my picture? this is a tell. it was great. what do i say next?
He didn't get the old fuck off treatment then, johnboy got a wittle crush?
 

BJTT_Kiwi

My member is more well known than yours
Jun 25, 2015
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I don't think so. good luck
You're getting played again Ninjaboj.

Pregnancy test after a week or two? This hippopotamus was already pregnant before your Indian cialis inspired noodle of lust got anywhere near here blue cheese chasm of passion.

Paranoia is a good thing. It helps us stay out of painfully obvious stupid situations.

Plus Yuki Nakai's Eye @Yuki Nakai's Eye fucked her anyway.

 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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You're getting played again Ninjaboj.

Pregnancy test after a week or two? This hippopotamus was already pregnant before your Indian cialis inspired noodle of lust got anywhere near here blue cheese chasm of passion.

Paranoia is a good thing. It helps us stay out of painfully obvious stupid situations.

Plus Yuki Nakai's Eye @Yuki Nakai's Eye fucked her anyway.

Just cos you are a virgin, doesn't meant that we all are. But damn i felt like one last night? ;-)
 

BJTT_Kiwi

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Jun 25, 2015
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Just cos you are a virgin, doesn't meant that we all are. But damn i felt like one last night? ;-)
The first time she wears a strap on is always a memorable experience.

Should be up there with when the Priest first touched you in those strange places, and convinced you to keep it as a special secret.
 
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