General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

[seekntruth]

Really, how about i take a before and after picture of her panty line tomorrow, to test this theory? ffs go to bed mate

Ok I changed my mind, I'm back.

 

[Onetrickpony]

Ok I changed my mind, I'm back.

Now that's a gunt.

 

[BJTT_Kiwi]

Leave something lying around Ninjaboj?

@Splinty would the efficacy of this be increased if it was taken as a suppository?

 

[yuki2054]

Leave something lying around Ninjaboj?



@Splinty would the efficacy of this be increased if it was taken as a suppository?

My new wife,, has a good taste in music:

 

[Splinty]

My new wife

Do you call all your girlfriend's wife?

 

[yuki2054]

Do you call all your girlfriend's wife?

i will ignore that comment...

 

[Splinty]

i will ignore that comment...

Why?

I'm just trying to follow.
You got rid of your wife that I thought you were legally married to. And now you have a new "wife"?
But I can't figure out if you got married again or if that is what you call your girlfriends.

Were you ever legally married?

 

[yuki2054]

it takes about a year to get a divorce. so yes i am still legally married, to the old one. however the new one and me are spending lots of quality time together. and i am moving in with her. sorry for the confusion...

 

[Qat]

You call her girlfriend after a little tuck and wife + moving in with her after like two weeks.

This can only go fantastic.

 

[yuki2054]

You call her girlfriend after a little tuck and wife + moving in with her after like two weeks.

This can only go fantastic.

i actually get on really well with her, and we want to get to know each other better. What do i say now?

 

[Splinty]

What do i say now?

Take it slow dude.
You don't go from one to the next like that. Your head is gets all messed up.

 

[yuki2054]

Take it slow dude.
You don't go from one to the next like that. Your head is gets all messed up.

it's my life, not yours. What do i say now?

 

[IschKabibble]

@john2054, do you watch MMA?

 

[Qat]

What do i say now?

What do i say now?

We don't know what kind of nonsense you are talking to yourself about.

it's my life, not yours.

And we all can already see the train falling down the bridge. Don't say nobody warned you.

 

[yuki2054]

i have seen it b4. im not really a big fan, over glorified bs if you ask me. oh sorry i bet i just pissed some one off?

 

[yuki2054]

We don't know what kind of nonsense you are talking to yourself about.


And we all can already see the train falling down the bridge. Don't say nobody warned you.

Q @Qat you can't be happy for me. what do i say now?

 

[Splinty]

it's my life, not yours. What do i say now?

 

[Splinty]

i have seen it b4.

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[Splinty]

John post a higher res pic and tell me your favorite movie so I can do some photoshopping

 

[silentsinger]

BEST. SHOW. EVER.

 

[SongExotic2]

BEST. SHOW. EVER.

@Priziesthorse you ever watch the league of gentlemen?

 

[Priziesthorse]

@Priziesthorse you ever watch the league of gentlemen?

Yeah, a long time ago. Think I have seen all of the first series and some of the second. Great stuff.

 

[silentsinger]

I went to see The League of Gentlemen Are Behind You pantomime, the kids were scared stiff. Silly parents.

 

[Splinty]

and i will personally send donald trump ANOTHER email, asking him to take care of you.