General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

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yuki2054

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BJTT_Kiwi said:
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look, i went round to her house, she got me a piece of cake and cup of coffee, i gave her a kiss and a cuddle, i talked to her son, and i played fallout 4 with him on his xbox one, and told him how to glitch it, then i went downstairs and gave her another kiss and a cuddle, and then she had caught my cold virus, so was wrapped up, then i gave her another kiss and a cuddle, then i had to sit down because my balls started to really ache (i think i had too much chinese viagra before i came out), then i hobbled over to where she was lying, and gave her another kiss and a cuddle, then i got the taxi back.

That's a good result isn't it.

I told her sorry for giving her my cold virus, and she said that's okay. But apart from that, i really don't think it could have gone much better?

John.
 
Shinkicker

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Qat said:
Your viruses go all in fast too.
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I was thinking the same thing. Lol

And this was the first meeting? What woman would let a man that she doesn't know meet her son? And go in his room and play Xbox?

Pfft.... not me.
 
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Shinkicker said:
I was thinking the same thing. Lol

And this was the first meeting? What woman would let a man that she doesn't know meet her son? And go in his room and play Xbox?

Pfft.... not me.
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A lot of weird things going on here. If true, he took the fast-lane to the friend-zone anyway. Or the fast-lane to being one of the "uncles". :D
 
Shinkicker

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Qat said:
A lot of weird things going on here. If true, he took the fast-lane to the friend-zone anyway. Or the fast-lane to being one of the "uncles". :D
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She was bundled up. Probably wearing 3 coats and a robe.

With a blanket.
 
yuki2054

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Song2 said:
I blame China
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It wasn't chinas fault. It was her fault. Or Trump's fault, for ignoring my emails to him, and acting proactively.

Hell it doesn't matter now. i've got a new girl friend. You know, it's actually a good thing that i met her, at hers, because i don't think i would have had the courage to do what i did last night with her, if it had been in town. she is a bit fat you see. but it's all good. she has a nice touch.

all of these skinny bitches can go, f them selves. Im with mika on this one!

 
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john2054 said:
look, i went round to her house, she got me a piece of cake and cup of coffee, i gave her a kiss and a cuddle, i talked to her son, and i played fallout 4 with him on his xbox one, and told him how to glitch it, then i went downstairs and gave her another kiss and a cuddle, and then she had caught my cold virus, so was wrapped up, then i gave her another kiss and a cuddle, then i had to sit down because my balls started to really ache (i think i had too much chinese viagra before i came out), then i hobbled over to where she was lying, and gave her another kiss and a cuddle, then i got the taxi back.

That's a good result isn't it.

I told her sorry for giving her my cold virus, and she said that's okay. But apart from that, i really don't think it could have gone much better?

John.
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This is a lot of work for a troll account. It's supposed to be effortless
 
Robbie Hart

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Can someone summarise what's going on here?

I know I've been involved, but unsure of bigger picture
 
yuki2054

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Throbbie Fart said:
Can someone summarise what's going on here?

I know I've been involved, but unsure of bigger picture
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there's this one troll, who's clearly stuck up in his parents bedroom, whos delusional about sleeping with hookers and gs, and writing letters to the president of the usa. CLEARLY MAD! (is that about right?~~)

i forget what his name was though....

oh yes, and he thinks hes good at poker
 
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