Jonny Bones doing Jonny Bones things

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  1. Jehannum

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    right now it's a race to see who can destroy Jones with memes the fastest and the hardest :D

    I will do my best

    Bones Jones is the new face of Recuerdo Mezcal, move aside Journeyman Masvidal

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  2. Inside Job

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    same here
    predictable as the sunrise
     
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  3. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    Ok I just read the entire article. Here are my thoughts:

    1. There is zero proof that Jon Jones was driving while intoxicated. When he submitted a breathalyzer, he had not been driving his car. For all we know Jon was drinking responsibly.

    2. We also have no proof that Jon fired his gun. How many gun owners are there in AZ? I suspect millions. Let's wait to see the results of a ballistics report but as of now Jon is also in the clear on this charge.

    3. The no insurance thing is a traffic citation and not a criminal charge. That will be wiped from his driving record when he provides proof of insurance to the clerk of courts office.

    4. So far all we've got is an allegation of an open container, but we don't know if Jon was drinking it. We know that Jon was NOT driving when police stopped him, but do we know how many people were with him? It is quite possible that the open container, if there even was one, could have belonged to one of Jon's friends. I'm not sure what the AZ open container law is. In Mississippi for instance an open container is allowed if a passenger is drinking it.


    Definitely too early to say anything, but I have a strong feeling that all charges will be dismissed in short order.

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  4. Inside Job

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    jones has 7 decisions in his last 10 fights...and two of the three finishes are over a guy with torn groin from illegal blow and a DQ cause he was roiding again

    You are correct his prime has faded away
    I think you are selling Santos and Reyes short though
    except he just lost to him
     
  5. Jehannum

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    1: Jones admitted to driving his car before and intended to drive it again

    2: They found a spent shell in his car so he fired it at some point and failed to mention that he had a gun in the car
     
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  6. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    The more I look at this story, the more that it appears to be nonsense.
     
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    a buddy just told me "hey man at least he told the officer the truth"
     
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  9. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    Bailing on one beard for another when problems arise.
     
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    Jesus X Got a gobby from me Sheila at the Maccas.

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    he should have been drunk and shooting negligently. I didn't watch his last fight
     
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    Jones gonna Jones. I don't think this should have any bearing on his being champ unless those bullets were aimed at someone they shouldn't have been. Still, what a colossal fail.

    But wait...

    Maybe Jones is playing the villain again to be the hero we need in this time!

    Thank you for rallying us against the Rona champ! @VOTE TRUMP 2020@VOTE TRUMP 2020
     
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  13. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Fucking Non-Essentials

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    Jon Jones every time he gets in a car...
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  14. HEATH VON DOOM

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    Allegedly.

    You must not ever shoot if you dont have a random spent shell rolling around. I probably have them in my truck due to shells getting caught in my clothing after a day at the range.

    When the facts come out Im positive JJ will be exonerated
     
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    Sex Chicken Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy

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    @VOTE TRUMP 2020@VOTE TRUMP 2020 can you please update us after you get a chance to look over the ballistics report?
     
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  16. Vagabond

    Vagabond it's what it is...

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    Man~ everytime I choose to side with Jones, somethinf like this always happen.

    same thing happened for Jones / Dc 2, i picked him to win and he pops for roids
     
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    Not even the corona virus can keep Jon Jones from going full Jon Jones.

    But for real, whats his excuse gonna be this time?

    How many times can one person ask for forgiveness?
     
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  18. HEATH VON DOOM

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    Its not his responsibility to prove JJ innocent. He is innocent till proven guilty and this seems to be a pretty weak case against him
     
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    Lol
    What is this sport
     
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    God tests Jon Jones, to show his true greatness, he will return like a lion.
     
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  22. Jehannum

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    couple of old shoops I updated before I go to sleep


    Cheech Jones and Jorge Marin hit the road
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    Reyes had Jones dead to rights but was denied justice
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  23. Dick Niaz

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    I just want him to be real and embrace his true self. His holier than thou schtick is insulting. Just come out as an egotistical prick who only cares about himself. I would respect him a lot more for it.
    Be more like Joey, Jon;

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    ah he smelled of alcohol in his facial region. jesus, be advised, american law enforcement operatives do coherently enunciate an unspecified quantity liquid fecal matter - fully authorised, locked and loaded!
     
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