Two pages and a total of seven funny ratings. Has you self esteem gone up or down?
He's a white beltBro. Just because you're ripped and ready to submit other middle aged Canadian dads at the upcoming "Kelowna best of the best jiu jitsu hell in the cell" tourney doesn't mean you have to shame the rest of us. Remember when you didn't have a blue belt wrapped around those 8 pack dad abs. Now apologize for our pain.
@Sex Chicken only wrestles for submission.He wore a blue belt the entire vacation swimsuit and all. Just smashed as shit yelling, "Azzuuuullllll" and challenging other Canadians, for which there were many, to go no-gi for points in the hot tub.
I did once after drinking 20 beers one of the turds landed on the floor.
Any of you degenerates taken a dump Slater style? I figure it to be a good way to bust up a couple lines while stooling.