Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Sex Chicken, Nov 9, 2019.
Lots of heymo's up in this thread
Thread made me feel ashamed at my mediocrity, I just skipped three meals and did 100 front squats, thanks to Mario's abs.
Two pages and a total of seven funny ratings. Has you self esteem gone up or down?
slater can do that with his asscheeks
Bro. Just because you're ripped and ready to submit other middle aged Canadian dads at the upcoming "Kelowna best of the best jiu jitsu hell in the cell" tourney doesn't mean you have to shame the rest of us. Remember when you didn't have a blue belt wrapped around those 8 pack dad abs. Now apologize for our pain.
le petit mort
this is fan fiction brought to life
brojobs and manjobs are not gay we settled it in another thread or was that on sherdog can't remember.
He's a white belt
He wore a blue belt the entire vacation swimsuit and all. Just smashed as shit yelling, "Azzuuuullllll" and challenging other Canadians, for which there were many, to go no-gi for points in the hot tub.
@Sex Chicken only wrestles for submission.
and he wrestles to lose.
ali landry was so butthurt about losing slater that she married a Mexican guy right after food for thought. legend had it that she shouts A.C Sanchez during orgasm a.c slaters real name.
not a legend, can confirm.
He isn't welcome there.
More pussies in this thread than in that hot tub.
Any of you degenerates taken a dump Slater style? I figure it to be a good way to bust up a couple lines while stooling.
I did once after drinking 20 beers one of the turds landed on the floor.
I somehow I projectile shitted a turd.
like my colon and anus had so much god effacing force that it sent it flying.
felt like I picked up after a dog in the morning.
mario lopez hits the spot... the G spot.