Some guy with a battle axeBeing a kid was awesome.
What should I go cut down today?
Some guy with a battle axeBeing a kid was awesome.
What should I go cut down today?
I'll be on the look out. For a second I thought you were going to say a splitting axe, and that'd be me.Some guy with a battle axe
Splitting axes are for wood not guysI'll be on the look out. For a second I thought you were going to say a splitting axe, and that'd be me.
So I should not split wigs with my splitting axe?Splitting axes are for wood not guys
Hmm. Let me consult with @Onetrickpony he is the authority on this subject. He has an arborist license.So I should not split wigs with my splitting axe?
Think we could make a small generator out of a chainsaw and a couple of alternators?Hmm. Let me consult with @Onetrickpony he is the authority on this subject. He has an arborist license.
I used to get yelled at for climbing 15'-20' younger trees as far as I could to the top and I'd "parachute" down safely to the ground as the tree bent over because it couldn't hold my weight.The ol spike top window makers. When we were kids we'd shake those trees, trying to get the tops to break off. Old man would give us shit, rightfully so.
Fuck we were dumb!
Man, remember when kids weren't pussies?I used to get yelled at for climbing 15'-20' younger trees as far as I could to the top until they couldn't support my weight and I'd "parachute" down safely to the ground as the tree bent over because it couldn't hold my weight at the top.
I was like 12. Mom busted me doing it by the campsite and scolded me good. After that I made sure I'd do it outside of her watchful eye. Some kids snuck cigs and booze into the woods - and I'd do that too - but I'd also sneak off to get my parachute fix on.
To quote Marlon Brando with one of my favorite movie quotes of all time...Being a kid was awesome.
What should I go cut down today?
Did the same shit. Usually with 3 of us shaking the shit out of it.The ol spike top window makers. When we were kids we'd shake those trees, trying to get the tops to break off. Old man would give us shit, rightfully so.
Fuck we were dumb!
Did the same thing on young alder trees. Had one snap on me about 15' up. Knocked the wind out of me when I hit the groundI used to get yelled at for climbing 15'-20' younger trees as far as I could to the top and I'd "parachute" down safely to the ground as the tree bent over because it couldn't hold my weight at the top.
I was like 12. Mom busted me doing it by the campsite and scolded me good. After that I made sure I'd do it outside of her watchful eye. Some kids snuck cigs and booze into the woods - and I'd do that too - but I'd also sneak off to get my parachute fix on.
Crab apples were perfect for sling shots.I always liked climbing crab apple trees and launching the little apples at people.
I had one of those for a bit....lets just say it was taken from me.
You just gonna trust the man like that?Boil order has been lifted. Praise Odin.
so you're getting 9 inches less than your average reciprocating saw, got it.Irish curse unfortubalyn. You can do the math lol
I'd be boiling all water for at least 2 more weeks.Boil order has been lifted. Praise Odin.
We only drink via life straws in this house. Lol just kidding.I'd be boiling all water for at least 2 more weeks.
If this entire ordeal has proved anything, it's that the people in charge don't have your best interests at heart.
so you're getting 9 inches less than your average reciprocating saw, got it.