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FINGERS

TMMAC Addict
Nov 14, 2019
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My barber is from the Czech Republic and specialises in hiding bald spots. Bloody foreigners combing over hair.
 

FINGERS

TMMAC Addict
Nov 14, 2019
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No, I'm not bored at work

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.

There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
Those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry?

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive

One nice thing about egoists:
They don't talk about other people.


1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion.

3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred;
And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted.

4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger wood!
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
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Just got a call from police while at work. My name came up in an investigation they want me to stop by the station this week. Would not tell me what it's about. Sounds sketchy ASF. Not looking forward to it.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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Just got a call from police while at work. My name came up in an investigation they want me to stop by the station this week. Would not tell me what it's about. Sounds sketchy ASF. Not looking forward to it.
You say while at work. I'm not gonna prod but I assumed you diddnt have a place of work and that you bounced about over the course of an evening shift. I diddnt expect they would have an office to get hold of you on.

If I'm correct then ditch that simcard and don't worry about it
 

Eric Trump

he/him
Nov 21, 2017
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Just got a call from police while at work. My name came up in an investigation they want me to stop by the station this week. Would not tell me what it's about. Sounds sketchy ASF. Not looking forward to it.
was this your first time talking to cops? You should have told them to fuck off unless they told you what it was about
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,038
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Just got a call from police while at work. My name came up in an investigation they want me to stop by the station this week. Would not tell me what it's about. Sounds sketchy ASF. Not looking forward to it.
On your mobile or they called your actual work?

Blow it off till they call again, and if/when they do, demand that they tell you what it's about. If it was serious they would have nicked you already.
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,590
was this your first time talking to cops? You should have told them to fuck off unless they told you what it was about
I'm gona force them to tell me when they call tomorrow. I have had info they wanted before about someone dying or whatever but it was always on the phone. This is not great
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,590
I told them I had to check my schedule And call tomorrow I was busy at work. I'm gona make them tell me tomorrow they aren't getting me in there and blindsiding me w shit. I wouldn't say anything anyway. Would be waste of time.
They called my cell.
And as was said if it was serious they would be here
 

FINGERS

TMMAC Addict
Nov 14, 2019
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I told them I had to check my schedule And call tomorrow I was busy at work. I'm gona make them tell me tomorrow they aren't getting me in there and blindsiding me w shit. I wouldn't say anything anyway. Would be waste of time.
They called my cell.
And as was said if it was serious they would be here

Being a gay boi is serious
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,771
53,674
I told them I had to check my schedule And call tomorrow I was busy at work. I'm gona make them tell me tomorrow they aren't getting me in there and blindsiding me w shit. I wouldn't say anything anyway. Would be waste of time.
They called my cell.
And as was said if it was serious they would be here
Get rid of that sim. Cops ain't be calling motherfuckers up and asking them to come in. They got some bullshit on you and will try and make you roll. If it ain't worth Thier time to send folks to snatch you up then ditch your SIM and watch what environment your in. It ain't you they want. So quit fucken hanging around with dickheads
 

Too swole to control

I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken
Oct 28, 2015
5,879
9,590
Get rid of that sim. Cops ain't be calling motherfuckers up and asking them to come in. They got some bullshit on you and will try and make you roll. If it ain't worth Thier time to send folks to snatch you up then ditch your SIM and watch what environment your in. It ain't you they want. So quit fucken hanging around with dickheads
Shut up about my SIM card you God dam idiot
No offense
 

Eric Trump

he/him
Nov 21, 2017
3,176
3,213
get rid of your phone and computer also. Why stop there, throw all your worldly possessions into the trash and move to belize for a couple of years until this blows over. They cant extract you from there
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,771
53,674
Shut up about my SIM card you God dam idiot
No offense
If the police got your number some cunt gave it them. I'm sure it wasn't you.

They got a line on a target. Some hoochie gave your number when she got pulled in, they gonna try and trick you with a load of bullshit to see if you flip.


Ditch your SIM card. If there's been bodies put down by people you know ditch the phone too.