General Secret Santa 2018

[benwahwah]

There should be a doll, a book, and a mug.

Then a 12” black dildo of death. The kind you can beat a man to death with.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

There should be a doll, a book, and a mug.

Then a 12” black dildo of death. The kind you can beat a man to death with.

I am totally waiting for that last package.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Which one of you fucks is responsible for this?

 

[Hong Kong Phooey]

FALALALALA @MMAHAWK

 

[Filthy]

Secret Santa did me right. BJ Penn MMA book and a Brian Ortega ornament

 

[Robbie Hart]

At one time I thought my Emmitt Smith rookie card was going to be ticket to early retirement. I could wipe my ass with it now.

same with me and the billions of others who had alex rodriguez rookie cards

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Lol! Thanks Santa! This is right up my alley, it will definitely go into the rotation.

Thanks so much and merry xmas!

 

[Robbie Hart]

Lol! Thanks Santa! This is right up my alley, it will definitely go into the rotation.

Thanks so much and merry xmas!

Christian Bale

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Christian Bale

 

[Ryann Von Doom]

Lol! Thanks Santa! This is right up my alley, it will definitely go into the rotation.

Thanks so much and merry xmas!

Didnt come with a note??? Fucking canadian amazon! Glad you like it man.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Didnt come with a note??? Fucking canadian amazon! Glad you like it man.

Didn't see one. But didn't think to look I'll have a boo when I'm back home

 

[Ryann Von Doom]

No idea if this was from this Ss or the ug one i run, since it just says your Secret santa... fucking epic regardless. Always wanted one of these.

 

[Ryann Von Doom]

Didn't see one. But didn't think to look I'll have a boo when I'm back home

I ordered that shit within an hour of being told you were mine hah. Signed up for amazon prime canada baby! Haha

 

[ShatsBassoon]

No idea if this was from this Ss or the ug one i run, since it just says your Secret santa... fucking epic regardless. Always wanted one of these.

Trade ya for a sweet cat shirt!
There was a note that I overlooked. Thank you.

 

[sparkuri]

No idea if this was from this Ss or the ug one i run, since it just says your Secret santa... fucking epic regardless. Always wanted one of these.

Glad you like it
Thought you might

 

[Ryann Von Doom]

Glad you like it
Thought you might

Thanks man. Its stellar. Next time put your fuckin name on the paperwork!

 

[sparkuri]

Thanks man. Its stellar. Next time put your fuckin name on the paperwork!

Haha
You'll also get something Tuesday, and a little something Thursday.

 

[sparkuri]

I've been down in the dumps lately @mysticmac , no xmas lights this year or anything but a tree.
I need to open yours right now for superpowers.

 

[Ryann Von Doom]

Haha
You'll also get something Tuesday, and a little something Thursday.

Dude. You doth spendeth too mucheth.

 

[Wild]

Still havent shipped mine. Sorry, person who I have. Been busy as shit with work, but will get it shipped on Monday.

 

[sparkuri]

Thanks @mysticmac !

The one above is cheap garbage that I used for a nut rag.
Below is the new store's vendor with tougher material, and presumably ink that wasn't made by ancient Mayans.
I noticed no rings for the hood draw-string though.
Will have to tie a bowtie before the wash.

 

[sparkuri]

Dude. You doth spendeth too mucheth.

I knoweth

 

[ShatsBassoon]

Still havent shipped mine. Sorry, person who I have. Been busy as shit with work, but will get it shipped on Monday.

I take it you didn't get @conor mcgregor nut hugger

 

[Wild]

I take it you didn't get @conor mcgregor nut hugger

 

[Ryann Von Doom]

I knoweth

Shoulda just gotten me a GTX 1080 founders edition haha