General SpaceX Crew Dragon capsule to return Boeing Starliner crew to Earth

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CasketCaseZombie

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20 January 2025 DJT assumes office. Funding for Ukraine is cut. 21 January 2025 a Soyuz launches to deliver cosmonauts to ISS, and returns a week later with American astronauts onboard. Everyone does vodka shots for the cameras then they board a flight back to the US and a new era of peace and cooperation between the US and Russia is hailed.
 

SongExotic2

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I wonder if they are banging up there
Might as well start a family, they gonna be there for a bit.

NASA should fire some materials up to them so they can build an Extension on the ISS.

Space Minecraft.
 

Papi Chingon

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So for a short space trip, how the hell are they still alive? Do they usually pack these things with a year's worth of food for a week long "flight"? Is it normal to pack a space ship with a Christmas tree and decorations if it's leaving in June for a one week trip?
 

MountainMedic

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So for a short space trip, how the hell are they still alive? Do they usually pack these things with a year's worth of food for a week long "flight"? Is it normal to pack a space ship with a Christmas tree and decorations if it's leaving in June for a one week trip?
They're living on their own piss and toenails at this point.
 

Rambo John J

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So for a short space trip, how the hell are they still alive? Do they usually pack these things with a year's worth of food for a week long "flight"? Is it normal to pack a space ship with a Christmas tree and decorations if it's leaving in June for a one week trip?
Freeze dried stuff and some sort of water reclaimant system
If you believe they are really up there at all
 

Uncle Tom Doug

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So for a short space trip, how the hell are they still alive? Do they usually pack these things with a year's worth of food for a week long "flight"? Is it normal to pack a space ship with a Christmas tree and decorations if it's leaving in June for a one week trip?
Space is fake and gay. They're sequestered on a set somewhere living the highlife sustaining themselves with cheese whiz and vienna sausages.