You should make them into pussy candles, like gwenith paltrow
General @Splinty is a Fat Lazy Grinch: Official TMMAC Secret Santa 2020.
- Thread starter Filthy
- Start date
Where's the tmmac hot dog brander?
You, my former friend, are a dead man.
Just received mine. It's very cool.
If I'm not mistaken it's signed by Mr bisping himself.
Also flipping through it I see John Hathaway was also on this card. I had the pleasure of making him angry once.he fought and won on a card and then was in the stands afterwards, I went over to shoot the shit without realising he was in the middle of a photo with someone in a wheelchair.
I felt like an asshole when I figured out what was up.
Big thanks to my secret Santa.
Also I now know where you live.
Merry Christmas folks
If I'm not mistaken it's signed by Mr bisping himself.
Also flipping through it I see John Hathaway was also on this card. I had the pleasure of making him angry once.he fought and won on a card and then was in the stands afterwards, I went over to shoot the shit without realising he was in the middle of a photo with someone in a wheelchair.
I felt like an asshole when I figured out what was up.
Big thanks to my secret Santa.
Also I now know where you live.
Merry Christmas folks
I got another gift for my victim. No real thought on this one it's just something I want.
And I've just thought of another thing. This one is cool as fuck, I don't know your t shirt size so I will guess
And I've just thought of another thing. This one is cool as fuck, I don't know your t shirt size so I will guess
@Filthy
@ThatOneDude
@Robbie Hart
@SC MMA MD
@jason73
@ShatsBassoon
@Dick Niaz@Splinty
@Sex Chicken
@SongExotic2
@Thor Georgeos
@Big Dummy
@MMAHAWKis there anyone who has NOT sent their gift yet? Message me and I can help.
I have sent mine. Give me throberts address I want to send him a waiver
@Splinty
is there anyone who has NOT sent their gift yet? Message me and I can help.
done. he might get worked, but he's a real man.
he'll sign it.
Pffft, I believe mine received it first.
@Splinty
is there anyone who has NOT sent their gift yet? Message me and I can help.
yes, but a piece of cardboard with "thoughts and prayers" scrawled in Crayon was not well-received.
Dude he's an ex marine. The fact he didn't just eat the crayon is a Christmas miracle in itself
I was talking yesterday with some ex forces on Facebook, they were royal air force and hated the navy, they were reminiscing about being on a carrier, and how much they hated it. I mentioned the amount of bollockings I got in my short time on ship. I couldn't put a foot right without some fishead cunt telling me off. I remember I almost got in a fight with the girl who clears the plate at the mess. Could not integrate with them at all
Ships are weird taxis
i only went on one ship when i was in, and I got put up in officers' quarters.
it was better than a jet boat.
False.
spoken like a Marine that never ate Officer Mess on a command ship.
Too much personal servitude for my liking.
Could you imagine being a submariner steward? Serving officers grapes on a tin can that smells like recycled farts.
What's the cut off date for signing up again?
i think we can all agree that submariners are weird.
They are very strange. I know what that's a straight up puff that lied to our whole town he was straight and even married some chick.
(In case curiosity is calling, no it's not me)
I remember we had to share a room in a training block with a submariner, he was possibly the weirdest person I've ever met. Nothing in particular. Just like a weird gay serial killer or something.
Plus there's TQN who only sexes women who can shit at least 75lbs