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Busy downtown traffic, parallel parking, no wasted movement.
You can see the fear the that curb.Busy downtown traffic, parallel parking, no wasted movement.
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Jesus Christ the city of Windsor is fucking filthyBusy downtown traffic, parallel parking, no wasted movement.
"Parallel parking"Busy downtown traffic, parallel parking, no wasted movement.
No other cars in sight.
When I parked, there were about 8 Harleys all lined up like dominos about two inches from my front bumper. As I parked the leader of their gang says "You bump our bikes. There's going to be trouble." I looked at him and said "You and your butt buddies aren't gone by the time I get back, there's going to be trouble.". They were gone when I got back.
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Perhaps their parking meter expired. That or nobody rides Harley's in Ontario in the winter which means you're lying.
You left out the schedule for the surprise butt sex....
$2.63! Now I just have to stop laughing long enough to eat them. I really do have the world by the balls!!!
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Christ this thread sucks
wind will beat up your tree and try and rip your bag off...maybe put it on the other way?I’m like Clark Griswold on HGH.
unless you have a short drive
you do look good fella...sexy as F
Actually fit the tree in the Subaru. It’s been an incredible day and it’s only 11:00.
I just bought a subaru yesterdayActually fit the tree in the Subaru. It’s been an incredible day and it’s only 11:00.
leather with all the options 2005
my drunk brother wrecked it up(cosmetically) a bit and got in legal trouble and I bought it back from him
$1100...just bought it cause lots of the insides have been replaced and I can sell it or use it when the roads get slick(my Ford Ranger is squirrelly on Ice)
Have a kick ass day fella...sexy ass tree
Thanks buddy. You too.
This thread might not make a lot of sense to you but it’s very important to a lot of people.
I get 30-40 PMs a day from Tough Guys for whom this thread is a “life line”, and helps them feel less alone.
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@Atto and I can't stop laughing whenever we read this thread together
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You won $50 from me and Birdwatcher and you couldn't spend a little more on a taller tree?Actually fit the tree in the Subaru. It’s been an incredible day and it’s only 11:00.
It's your daughter I feel sorry for....
Wrap a vape pen and a DMX CD in newspaper and throw it under this tree. You’ll have a pretty clear picture of Christmas morning at your mom’s house.
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@BirdWatcher what do you think about a 30 month old's earliest memory of Christmas being a tree so short that daddy could fit it inside the car?Also please let me know what Child Protective Services is called in Canada.
Someone has to intervene before this gets even further out of hand...
Get a job.Actually fit the tree in the Subaru. It’s been an incredible day and it’s only 11:00.
Hopefully she'll learn what empathy is and stop wishing for a little brother or sister. Although the idea of being extra broke with a playmate is probably still better than having to deal with "dad" 24/7.
Also please let me know what Child Protective Services is called in Canada.
Someone has to intervene before this gets even further out of hand...
Taking a wizz at Swiss Chalet and considering my coupon options. What a beautiful life.
