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Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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“We got a fox in the henhouse...I repeat, we have a fox in the henhouse.”

Out here living my best life and loving it.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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Wait them jalapenos are crinkle cut. Who the fuck did this? They must be stoppee
 

SongExotic2

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Wait a fucking minute.

That hot dog bun has seeds on it like a burger buns.

Wtf is going on here? No ketchup either. Is this the twiiltwi zone?
 
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“We got a fox in the henhouse...I repeat, we have a fox in the henhouse.”

Out here living my best life and loving it.
Again this fucking guy is taking gulps of Diet Pepsi from a paper cup when there are plenty of straws and lids nearby.

Were you raised by wolves or some shit?
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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Again this fucking guy is taking gulps of Diet Pepsi from a paper cup when there are plenty of straws and lids nearby.

Were you raised by wolves or some shit?
Yeah. I’ll go get a straw and put a lid on my pop, and while I’m at it, why don’t I just wander over to the warehouse and blow a few dudes?
 

Hwoarang

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Oct 22, 2015
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Again this fucking guy is taking gulps of Diet Pepsi from a paper cup when there are plenty of straws and lids nearby.

Were you raised by wolves or some shit?
Real men think of the environment!
The town i live in just banned plastic straws and lids (and plastic bags).
 
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Real men think of the environment!
The town i live in just banned plastic straws and lids (and plastic bags).
Yeah the town next to me is using paper straws as well.

Haven't used them. Are they any good?
 

Hwoarang

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Oct 22, 2015
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Yeah the town next to me is using paper straws as well.

Haven't used them. Are they any good?
They do the job.
The only hassle it's been isn't the straws, but the kids aren't allowed to take plastic bags to school when they've got swimming lessons to put their wet clothes in. So they just wrap it in a towel and all their shit gets mildly wet.
 

Rambo John J

Baker Team
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Jan 17, 2015
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“We got a fox in the henhouse...I repeat, we have a fox in the henhouse.”

Out here living my best life and loving it.
dude, only option is saurkreut here...wtf...I get pissed everytime this happens(i see your pics)...congrats to you sir
 

Ministry of Silly Walks

came in like a wrecking ball
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Jan 15, 2015
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Hi everyone. If you've read my posts and know anything about me you probably know that I'm what most people would consider a "Tough Guy". I've been thinking about this idea for a while now, and I think it's time to make it a reality. What a lot of people don't understand is how hard it is as a "tough guy" to meet other "tough guys" to make solid friendships with. Sure I have many friends who aren't "Tough guys" but there are certain things a certified "Tough guy" goes through that only other "Tough Guys" understand.

So here's the idea, I'm starting an official "TMMAC Tough Guy Club", if you're a tough guy sign up in this thread.

I want to go big with this thing "TMMAC Tough Guy Book Club", "TMMAC Tough Guy Karaoke Nights", and eventually a "TMMAC Tough Guy Jamboree".

I'm planning our first "TMMAC Tough Guy Meet Up" for this November. My wife and daughter are out of town for the weekend, so I want to host the first official event at my house.

Here's the plan, all "TMMAC Tough Guys" fly into Toronto, I'll pick you up at the airport in a party bus I've rented. We'll drive back to my house, and all crowd into my unfinished basement. I have pretty much every Bellator ever on VHS, and I'll have a 24' flat screen tv set up. We pop in a Bellator tape, order a shit tonne of pizzas, and crack a few beers.

After the party gets going a bit I bring out a bunch of bamboo sticks, we take our shirts off and when the bell goes off we just give each other hell with the sticks. The last man left standing is named "TMMAC Alpha Tough Guy" and he gets to sit in a special chair and decide which Bellator we watch next. The "TMMAC Alpha Tough Guy" gets to sit in the Alpha chair for an hour, then another bell sounds, the sticks come back out and we do it all over again.

Lights out is at midnight sharp. I'll lay out a bunch of sleeping bags, and each man gets a ham sandwich to eat quietly in the dark, then we go to sleep. In the morning we all pile back into the party bus and head back to the airport.
Only if I get to eat the crunchiest chips around, so I can taunt the losers, once the lights go out.
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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I was visiting my parents this afternoon and I saw a bowl of walnuts on the counter. I said to myself ‘what the hell, let’s enjoy a walnut’. I went to break the walnut and the nut cracker crumbled in my hand. I’m not talking about a screw popping loose. I sheared the metal and the nutcracker bent like tinfoil. I’m a fucking monster, who can’t live in a normal stengthed world.


 
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I was visiting my parents this afternoon and I saw a bowl of walnuts on the counter. I said to myself ‘what the hell, let’s enjoy a walnut’. I went to break the walnut and the nut cracker crumbled in my hand. I’m not talking about a screw popping loose. I sheared the metal and the nutcracker bent like tinfoil. I’m a fucking monster, who can’t live in a normal stengthed world.


Looks plastic
 

Lukewarm Carl

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Aug 7, 2015
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I'm going to get the stuff to sear my steaks via flame thrower.



Because that's just how I live my life.


No ketchup on hot dogs in my world.