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Judobill

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Jan 15, 2015
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This “Teaching Partner” still needs to be confronted. Let us know how it turns out. If my wife told me this, she would expect me to handle it.
 

Sex Chicken

40 Year Old Smoke Show Who Loves To Party
Sep 8, 2015
15,855
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This “Teaching Partner” still needs to be confronted. Let us know how it turns out. If my wife told me this, she would expect me to handle it.
Yeah. I’m not sure how I’m going to handle it. My wife obviously doesn’t want me to make a scene at her work. t I might just call him at work and let him know.
 

Dave Insurgent

Johnny hates to think, he's ignorant
Jan 11, 2016
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I was gameplanning him in the parking lot like a jacked Firas Zahabi. I know he’s a hockey fighter (because he brags about it), and it is a horrible style for street fighting. All they want to do is grab your shirt, put there head down and throw haymakers. My plan was to throw a straight tight from the depths of hell, maybe exchange a couple punches and then let him tie me up. Then I duck under, pick him up and suplex him or just ride him forward into the ground. The worst move a hockey player will try in a street fight is try to jersey you. It pulls you right in to an easy double. They are practically on their top toes trying to pull your shirt over your head and they fall like a log. I was an old lion, ready for war.
It is clear to me you have never actually been jersey'ed.

If done correctly, any forward momentum you exert will drive you into the ice or cement depending on where the tussle takes place.

The jersey followed by knees were always the preferred move off the ice.
 

conor mcgregor nut hugger

King of Florida
Oct 24, 2015
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It is clear to me you have never actually been jersey'ed.

If done correctly, any forward momentum you exert will drive you into the ice or cement depending on where the tussle takes place.

The jersey followed by knees were always the preferred move off the ice.
He's a Leafs fan so it makes sense he knows dick about hockey
 

Sex Chicken

40 Year Old Smoke Show Who Loves To Party
Sep 8, 2015
15,855
38,711
It is clear to me you have never actually been jersey'ed.

If done correctly, any forward momentum you exert will drive you into the ice or cement depending on where the tussle takes place.

The jersey followed by knees were always the preferred move off the ice.
That kind of control only happens when a guy has your shirt all the way over your head and is holding his grip between your head and his body.
Even him going for the jersey. Him reaching over my back grabbing my shirt gives him no takedown defence. You get jersied when you bury your head and just keep throwing blind punches while your shirt is being pulled over. Even if he someone gets your shirt over your head, all you need to get is one ankle.

At the neck tough guy jamboree we will be doing “jersied” drills. One combatant starts from the jersied position and has to fight his way out while getting beaten with lengths of garden hose.
 
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Dave Insurgent

Johnny hates to think, he's ignorant
Jan 11, 2016
13,162
13,168
That kind of control only happens when a guy has your shirt all the way over your head and is holding his grip between your head and his body.
Even him going for the jersey. Him reaching over my back grabbing my shirt gives him no takedown defence. You get jersied when you bury your head and just keep throwing blind punches while your shirt is being pulled over. Even if he someone gets your shirt over your head, all you need to get is one ankle.

At the neck tough guy jamboree we will be doing “jersied” drills. One combatant starts from the jersied position and has to fight his way out while getting beaten with lengths of garden hose.
Again, you highlight your lack of experience and knowledge of the subject. I get it, you're imagining the dynamics of if you actually ever got jersied and how it would play out. In all reality by your lack of knowledge of the actual physics of a proper jersey, y'all dont know shit.

Do your drills. Imagine how it plays out but when you actually get jersied, you will look like Rich Franklin drowning in quicksand against Anderson Silva during their first fight.
 

Sex Chicken

40 Year Old Smoke Show Who Loves To Party
Sep 8, 2015
15,855
38,711
Again, you highlight your lack of experience and knowledge of the subject. I get it, you're imagining the dynamics of if you actually ever got jersied and how it would play out. In all reality by your lack of knowledge of the actual physics of a proper jersey, y'all dont know shit.

Do your drills. Imagine how it plays out but when you actually get jersied, you will look like Rich Franklin drowning in quicksand against Anderson Silva during their first fight.
I get it, you’ve been jersied and dragged through parking lots so many times that you’ve built it into some sort of bogeyman. The ultimate and indefensible fighting technique.
 
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I'm being honest now Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken

I thought you were joking at first...I would definitely slap him with an open hand...Not joking at all...Id then tell him next time was going to be a closed fist.

Truth
 

Robbie Hart

I apparently look like a Jewish accountant
Feb 13, 2015
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Cctv of you walking the hallways and parking lot and more importantly, pics of your wife so we can prove it's not fake
 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
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That kind of control only happens when a guy has your shirt all the way over your head and is holding his grip between your head and his body.
Even him going for the jersey. Him reaching over my back grabbing my shirt gives him no takedown defence. You get jersied when you bury your head and just keep throwing blind punches while your shirt is being pulled over. Even if he someone gets your shirt over your head, all you need to get is one ankle.

At the neck tough guy jamboree we will be doing “jersied” drills. One combatant starts from the jersied position and has to fight his way out while getting beaten with lengths of garden hose.
You cant execute a Uchi Mata correctly without reaching over the back, rookie
 

ConorMcGregorsBeard

Stewart Era Liberal
Jul 22, 2015
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32,011
Ontario Teachers: "We're responsible for your children's futures."

Also Ontario Teachers: *getting shit faced and coked up on a Sunday night*
 

Super Dave

POWERFUL TRUTH ANGELS FOR LIFE
Dec 28, 2015
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I like to cut teachers some slack. Good for them for letting lose at a work function, I wouldn't want to be a teacher.

Having said that this guy sounds like a real de-gen.
 

Lars Soros

Formerly 'Hot Lars’
Oct 17, 2015
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I like to cut teachers some slack. Good for them for letting lose at a work function, I wouldn't want to be a teacher.

Having said that this guy sounds like a real de-gen.
Think I would make a good teacher, bruv?