Lifestyle Turned Back the Clock Last Night.

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  1. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Canadian Hulk

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    Well it’s not fair to her. I chose the warrior lifestyle, she didn’t.
     
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  2. ShatsBassoon

    ShatsBassoon Epstein didn't kill himself
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    Mrs. Sexchickens teaching partner


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  3. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM Remember the 5th of November

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    I can add this thread to the SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED file
     
  4. Judobill

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    This “Teaching Partner” still needs to be confronted. Let us know how it turns out. If my wife told me this, she would expect me to handle it.
     
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  5. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Canadian Hulk

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    Yeah. I’m not sure how I’m going to handle it. My wife obviously doesn’t want me to make a scene at her work. t I might just call him at work and let him know.
     
  6. Judobill

    Judobill First 100
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    Just fucking handle it.
     
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  7. MC Gusto

    MC Gusto And now I wanna be your dog

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    It is clear to me you have never actually been jersey'ed.

    If done correctly, any forward momentum you exert will drive you into the ice or cement depending on where the tussle takes place.

    The jersey followed by knees were always the preferred move off the ice.
     
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  8. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger What Trump did is 100% impeachable

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    He's a Leafs fan so it makes sense he knows dick about hockey
     
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  9. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Canadian Hulk

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    That kind of control only happens when a guy has your shirt all the way over your head and is holding his grip between your head and his body.
    Even him going for the jersey. Him reaching over my back grabbing my shirt gives him no takedown defence. You get jersied when you bury your head and just keep throwing blind punches while your shirt is being pulled over. Even if he someone gets your shirt over your head, all you need to get is one ankle.

    At the neck tough guy jamboree we will be doing “jersied” drills. One combatant starts from the jersied position and has to fight his way out while getting beaten with lengths of garden hose.
     
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  10. MC Gusto

    MC Gusto And now I wanna be your dog

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    Again, you highlight your lack of experience and knowledge of the subject. I get it, you're imagining the dynamics of if you actually ever got jersied and how it would play out. In all reality by your lack of knowledge of the actual physics of a proper jersey, y'all dont know shit.

    Do your drills. Imagine how it plays out but when you actually get jersied, you will look like Rich Franklin drowning in quicksand against Anderson Silva during their first fight.
     
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  11. MC Gusto

    MC Gusto And now I wanna be your dog

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    It takes two to 'sext'
     
  12. Sex Chicken

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    I get it, you’ve been jersied and dragged through parking lots so many times that you’ve built it into some sort of bogeyman. The ultimate and indefensible fighting technique.
     
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  13. Miesha's Taint

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    I'm being honest now @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken

    I thought you were joking at first...I would definitely slap him with an open hand...Not joking at all...Id then tell him next time was going to be a closed fist.

    Truth
     
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  14. Jesus X

    Jesus X mah peepo skrate. interim BMF belt champ.

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    he reciprocated
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    Jesus X mah peepo skrate. interim BMF belt champ.

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    ShatsBassoon Epstein didn't kill himself
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  17. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Cctv of you walking the hallways and parking lot and more importantly, pics of your wife so we can prove it's not fake
     
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  18. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM Remember the 5th of November

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    You cant execute a Uchi Mata correctly without reaching over the back, rookie
     
  19. JonJonesBeard

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    Ontario Teachers: "We're responsible for your children's futures."

    Also Ontario Teachers: *getting shit faced and coked up on a Sunday night*
     
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  20. Lars

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    Ontario teachers: *holding your children hostage for salary negotiations *
     
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    "It's Doug Ford's fault I was up all night doing coke and evading the relentless pursuit of @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken after I tried to bang his wife."
     
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  22. Super Dave

    Super Dave In 2019, we're All Elite

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    I like to cut teachers some slack. Good for them for letting lose at a work function, I wouldn't want to be a teacher.

    Having said that this guy sounds like a real de-gen.
     
  23. Lars

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    Think I would make a good teacher, bruv?
     
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    There you go, @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken a conservative boogeyman to pinthe blame on
     
  25. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger What Trump did is 100% impeachable

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    No. You don't even have control of your own life, u fuckin degenerate
     
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