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Enock-O-Lypse Now!

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between you and me I'm a bit wary of the place, lol I've never been but I always imagined it really might be a sort of 'sin city', a place with lots of dark energy/artificial/hedonistic
I went there a couple years ago - put a hundred in a Playboy Slot machine - every push of the button I was winning something ...I was red hot! Got up $400 bucks ...I said to myself - no way this shit is going to last!

So I cashed out and slid to the machine right next to it....

Old lady slides into the Playboy Machine I Just won $400 bucks on ...her first spin ...Jackpot! $16,000 dollars - staff and security come over to her to help collect her winnings ...

I’m left sitting there thinking to myself ...
“M-o-t-h-e-r FuCK!!”
 
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I went there a couple years ago - put a hundred in a Playboy Slot machine - every push of the button I was winning something ...I was red hot! Got up $400 bucks ...I said to myself - no way this shit is going to last!

So I cashed out and slid to the machine right next to it....

Old lady slides into the Playboy Machine I Just was $400 bucks on ...her first spin ...Jackpot! $16,000 dollars - staff and security come over to her to help collect her winnings ...

I’m left sitting there thinking to myself ...
“M-o-t-h-e-r FuCK!!”
do you think some machines do this from time to time to keep people’s hopes up to stay and keep gambling?
 

silentsinger

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Sorry to hear about your mom.

Vegas doesn’t really do it for me anymore and I’m not a gambler either but some of the best restaurants are in Vegas if you’re a food nut.
Mon Ami Gabi’s patio is nice for lunch/dinner while watching the Bellagio fountain show.
 

SongExotic2

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I went there a couple years ago - put a hundred in a Playboy Slot machine - every push of the button I was winning something ...I was red hot! Got up $400 bucks ...I said to myself - no way this shit is going to last!

So I cashed out and slid to the machine right next to it....

Old lady slides into the Playboy Machine I Just won $400 bucks on ...her first spin ...Jackpot! $16,000 dollars - staff and security come over to her to help collect her winnings ...

I’m left sitting there thinking to myself ...
“M-o-t-h-e-r FuCK!!”
 
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Just arrived in Vegas. There are slot machines in the airport, soon as I walked off the plane.

Ordered ramen in the casino waiting for my room to be ready. Stepped outside for literally 2 minutes and saw Mickey Mouse, Chewbacca, Roy Orbison, and 2 pairs of boobs.

This place is all wrong, man.
 

SongExotic2

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Just arrived in Vegas. There are slot machines in the airport, soon as I walked off the plane.

Ordered ramen in the casino waiting for my room to be ready. Stepped outside for literally 2 minutes and saw Mickey Mouse, Chewbacca, Roy Orbison, and 2 pairs of boobs.

This place is all wrong, man.
In Vegas you can drink in the streets. Also there's a bar about two streets back from the strip called BJ's you should check out. It's near club Tropicana. A hobo told me about it, it's pretty cool. Wouldn't eat there tho
 

Jesus X

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1)go down the Zoomline on Fremont experience

2)shoot any gun you can think of at the many gun ranges. battle field vegas being the closest one to the strip

3) go to the exotic car driving experience

4) sky dive

5)rollercoasters

6) stratosphere jump

7) a variety of shows and concerts
 

Jesus X

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Just arrived in Vegas. There are slot machines in the airport, soon as I walked off the plane.

Ordered ramen in the casino waiting for my room to be ready. Stepped outside for literally 2 minutes and saw Mickey Mouse, Chewbacca, Roy Orbison, and 2 pairs of boobs.

This place is all wrong, man.
what a vegas newb totes adorbs
 
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1)go down the Zoomline on Fremont experience

2)shoot any gun you can think of at the many gun ranges. battle field vegas being the closest one to the strip

3) go to the exotic car driving experience

4) sky dive

5)rollercoasters

6) stratosphere jump

7) a variety of shows and concerts

I see you've read my newsletter.
You and I would get along real well in Vegas.

Masato Toys @Masato Toys if you need recommendations when I really scummy karaoke bar it serves a great 2:00 a.m. breakfast special let me know. It's the perfect pregame and post game destination. If you aren't there to get all high class anyway.
 

Jesus X

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In Vegas you can drink in the streets. Also there's a bar about two streets back from the strip called BJ's you should check out. It's near club Tropicana. A hobo told me about it, it's pretty cool. Wouldn't eat there tho
that is not entirely true if you drink near the greyhound station you can be searched and arrested I almost got arrested there.
 

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that is not entirely true if you drink near the greyhound station you can be searched and arrested I almost got arrested there.
Who the fuck goes to Vegas to go drink by the greyhound station? What illicit Mexican shit were you even up to? I'm fresh outta ideas
 
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I just did 12 days there in the beginning of December, you wanna know what to do in Las Vegas? Two words....

CO and CAINE!!!!!

 

Jehannum

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Just arrived in Vegas. There are slot machines in the airport, soon as I walked off the plane.

Ordered ramen in the casino waiting for my room to be ready. Stepped outside for literally 2 minutes and saw Mickey Mouse, Chewbacca, Roy Orbison, and 2 pairs of boobs.

This place is all wrong, man.
Wookies wander round naked, it's normal.
 

Jesus X

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Who the fuck goes to Vegas to go drink by the greyhound station? What illicit Mexican shit were you even up to? I'm fresh outta ideas
it is by in front of the fremont experience you histrionic cunt literally thousands of people go there.
 

Enock-O-Lypse Now!

Underneath Denver International Airport
Jun 19, 2016
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Just arrived in Vegas. There are slot machines in the airport, soon as I walked off the plane.

Ordered ramen in the casino waiting for my room to be ready. Stepped outside for literally 2 minutes and saw Mickey Mouse, Chewbacca, Roy Orbison, and 2 pairs of boobs.

This place is all wrong, man.
Lol forgot about seeing drunk Mickey passed out in the streets...

Go bungee off the Stratosphere.
 
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So the DAY BEFORE my plane I pulled my back out like I've never felt before. I was super stuck and couldn't move. I iced and heated and massaged the fuck out of it and OD'd on Ibuprofen and the next morning I was at least moveable again. Was still pretty fucked, but the luckily the people next to me moved seats and I got the whole row, got to stretch out


I did not get a window seat but I saw people gawking as we came in and I snapped this quick while they were out of their seat. I bet it would have been a great view


As soon as I got off the plane there were slot machines all over the airport. They even had a glass room where you could play and smoke. If you look this guy has a cig in his mouth. IN THE AIRPORT


Place is nuts:


view from my room:
 

SongExotic2

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So the DAY BEFORE my plane I pulled my back out like I've never felt before. I was super stuck and couldn't move. I iced and heated and massaged the fuck out of it and OD'd on Ibuprofen and the next morning I was at least moveable again. Was still pretty fucked, but the luckily the people next to me moved seats and I got the whole row, got to stretch out


I did not get a window seat but I saw people gawking as we came in and I snapped this quick while they were out of their seat. I bet it would have been a great view


As soon as I got off the plane there were slot machines all over the airport. They even had a glass room where you could play and smoke. If you look this guy has a cig in his mouth. IN THE AIRPORT


Place is nuts:


view from my room:
In another time I would have been the guy smoking at the airport. I'll never go Vegas again tho. Overdid it last time