And in case anyone here thinks I’m talking out my ass, I have a shameful confession to make...
While I’m not proud of it, over the last couple years I’ve been exploring the therapeutic benefits of CBD.
Long story short, I got a vial of the tincture, used it as drops and was happy with the calming effect. I used up the vial, then I was sent an email from the company I bought from, offering me a deal on another vial. I thought, ‘What the hell.’ and ordered another.
The day my new CBD arrives, I have a bbq at my in-laws to attend. I open my CBD and take a good dose, and drive my family to the party. We eat ribs and are sitting in the backyard, someone says something to me, I answer, and while I’m speaking I get an overwhelming feeling that my voice sounds weird. Then I realize I’m afraid to say anything else because I can’t tell if I’m talking too loud or too quiet. I got up from the table afraid I would appear unsteady, and went to the bathroom, to splash cold water on my face. Then I looked at myself in the mirror and realized I was deep in grip of a marijuana trip.
I pretended my stomach was bothering me and hid in the basement watching tv, the afternoon was a hellish roller coaster ride of psychedelic thoughts, and strange visions as I waited to be sober enough to drive my family home.
When I got home, I looked at my vial of CBD...
I had dosed myself with weapon grade THC. THC/ CBD who can keep that straight? I’m not a doctor. I think the online weed dealers were trying to get me hooked on THC and gain a customer for life.