This feels like a ripoff of the pipebomb promo.
They're really pushing the balor club thing eh?
Have they been too sweeting for a while and I just haven't noticed?
Have they been too sweeting for a while and I just haven't noticed?
WWE's Rousey promo is so much better than any of the UFC's it's hilarious.
I just can't get behind the whole Rousey thing
Booth this man!!
This might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.
I'm reading a lot of the fans in the arena are not happy about tonight's main event. Haha
I'm not at all surprised.
Text book slap block. Literally. She held it like they were taking pics for a hand book.
Where have you been young man!?
Rewatched Hall of Fame speeches from last year. Beth is still talking
The whole Braun and Alexa thing has been a fun ride. Theres still a part of me that wishes it was Bray amd Bliss. Bray coulda been convinced she is so some second coming of Abigail, then Bliss thinks “oh, could use that.”
Bray just goes out and fills the ring with spinning bodies in a finisher flurry, yelling at the top of his lungs “THIS IS WHAT SHE WANTED!!!”
Then Bliss just keeps using insane Wyatt. But alas, Braun’s gonna be the Tag Team Champion, Bliss has to face Nia, and Bray is just hiding out somewhere on the Hardy Compound....I think?
Bray just goes out and fills the ring with spinning bodies in a finisher flurry, yelling at the top of his lungs “THIS IS WHAT SHE WANTED!!!”
Then Bliss just keeps using insane Wyatt. But alas, Braun’s gonna be the Tag Team Champion, Bliss has to face Nia, and Bray is just hiding out somewhere on the Hardy Compound....I think?
Dana Brooke doesn't get adequate credit for how awful a wrestler she is.
Friend and I were talking about Daniel Bryan and thought of an amazing idea for a storyline.
We figured that the goat faced hero needs to be a special attraction like Bay-rock Lessy. Helps keep him from getting sidelined, keeps the special feeling going, and overall sells.
After Mania have him announce he is stepping down as GM, but his final act as GM is booking a match between Nakamura and SD Lives newest active roster member, himself.
Seth Rollins goes to SD in Smackdown Shake Up for Styles, Gargano gets called up to main roster.
Anyways Bryan is active, has his rematch with Owens/Zayn. Even a little showdown with The Miz since all PPV’s gonna be cobranded again. But then, at a house show, Rollins uses the Curb Stomp on Bryan. Bryan does not immediately react, or just doesn’t use his left arm for awhile. Eventually ref throws up the X. Bryan is helped to the back, looking heartbroken as all shit.
WWE release Curb Stomp is rebanned, Bryan medically suspended. Rollins is nuclear heat. He keeps trying to be a face, crowd still will boo this man. He reinjured Daniel. Thats like ending Taker’s streak x10 .Have Dean make his comeback on Smackdown eventually. He comes out during a Rollins promo. He says,” Hey, not your fault, crowd wanted the curb stomp back.” Super important to habe the announcers say “Oh that silly Ambrose.”
Now, thats like when they had Ambrose be the guy to try and get less heat for Roman back when he popped before Shield Triple Threat. Crowd will hate his guts too. That wasn’t funny, that was some boolsheet. Even have Roman send out a tweet saying “Cant wait for DBry to comeback #BelieveThat” fuck you Roman. Don’t have to try to get Reigns heat, but just little shoves. Little shoves.
Dean and Seth are tag teaming it up against Usos, Rusev Day, BB, all that. Roman is IC to Universal levels. All still being faces. Crowd even slightly starts cheering Seth/Dean, have DBry release he just doesn’t know if he wants to risk it. Has a kid, and the second chance was appreciated. Got one final Wrasslemania. Well fuck these 2/3 Shield pricks.
Eventually around Survivor Series have Daniel comeback as a guest for Smackdown’s corner. Have some stupid dumbfuck angle where each corner has a coach. But little segment where DBry talks to Seth. He forgives him. Crowd boos like assholes. How dare WWE write that shit.
The Shield Triple Powerbomb him, Roman and Dean hold Bryan up for Seth to Curb Stomp him.
1. Heel reveal
2. Ya got played ya damn smarks. All within in storyline, just enough blurs.
3. Hey DBry still a thing! Hope!
Announced for Rumble, its the Shield vs DBry/Nakers/Styles(or Gargano). DBry team wins, as they celebrate, DBry looks at Nakers, Shinsky looks back, THAT FUCKING WRESTLEMANIA POINT BAYBAY!
We figured that the goat faced hero needs to be a special attraction like Bay-rock Lessy. Helps keep him from getting sidelined, keeps the special feeling going, and overall sells.
After Mania have him announce he is stepping down as GM, but his final act as GM is booking a match between Nakamura and SD Lives newest active roster member, himself.
Seth Rollins goes to SD in Smackdown Shake Up for Styles, Gargano gets called up to main roster.
Anyways Bryan is active, has his rematch with Owens/Zayn. Even a little showdown with The Miz since all PPV’s gonna be cobranded again. But then, at a house show, Rollins uses the Curb Stomp on Bryan. Bryan does not immediately react, or just doesn’t use his left arm for awhile. Eventually ref throws up the X. Bryan is helped to the back, looking heartbroken as all shit.
WWE release Curb Stomp is rebanned, Bryan medically suspended. Rollins is nuclear heat. He keeps trying to be a face, crowd still will boo this man. He reinjured Daniel. Thats like ending Taker’s streak x10 .Have Dean make his comeback on Smackdown eventually. He comes out during a Rollins promo. He says,” Hey, not your fault, crowd wanted the curb stomp back.” Super important to habe the announcers say “Oh that silly Ambrose.”
Now, thats like when they had Ambrose be the guy to try and get less heat for Roman back when he popped before Shield Triple Threat. Crowd will hate his guts too. That wasn’t funny, that was some boolsheet. Even have Roman send out a tweet saying “Cant wait for DBry to comeback #BelieveThat” fuck you Roman. Don’t have to try to get Reigns heat, but just little shoves. Little shoves.
Dean and Seth are tag teaming it up against Usos, Rusev Day, BB, all that. Roman is IC to Universal levels. All still being faces. Crowd even slightly starts cheering Seth/Dean, have DBry release he just doesn’t know if he wants to risk it. Has a kid, and the second chance was appreciated. Got one final Wrasslemania. Well fuck these 2/3 Shield pricks.
Eventually around Survivor Series have Daniel comeback as a guest for Smackdown’s corner. Have some stupid dumbfuck angle where each corner has a coach. But little segment where DBry talks to Seth. He forgives him. Crowd boos like assholes. How dare WWE write that shit.
The Shield Triple Powerbomb him, Roman and Dean hold Bryan up for Seth to Curb Stomp him.
1. Heel reveal
2. Ya got played ya damn smarks. All within in storyline, just enough blurs.
3. Hey DBry still a thing! Hope!
Announced for Rumble, its the Shield vs DBry/Nakers/Styles(or Gargano). DBry team wins, as they celebrate, DBry looks at Nakers, Shinsky looks back, THAT FUCKING WRESTLEMANIA POINT BAYBAY!
@Bozy
@ConorMcGregorsBeard hey ya jerks, I wrote this for you! *I stealthily wipe a fustrated tear. You don’t notice, it was stealthy.*
I don't even know how to feel about all of that.