I saw a red-tailed hawk swoop in on a pigeon flock before and grab one of the pigeons mid-air.This fucker has been hanging around all day so I'm claiming it as a new pet.
A mascot at the very least.
I'm more concerned that you're drinking beer from an aluminum can.
If it attacks, just throw a small child at it.He spotted me spotting him!
RUNHe spotted me spotting him!
I'm sitting on my porch sipping whisky.
lol at trying to keep a cat from going on the couch. I'm happy if I keep mine from messing with my food, all the rest is theirs.Wife: Don't let the cat on the couch.
Me: Ok.
Cat:
It's the hawk's porch now
He won't jump on it if she's home unless I'm sitting on it. Once she leaves though he jumps right up
she's got superpowers then. if she's able to do that to the cat, I wonder what kind of a leash she puts on you.
The cat is a pussy. He's tough when it comes to other cats but he's actually pretty obedient. I just don't enforce the rules and they both (wife and cat) know it.
Why are you being an asshole and taking his picture without feeding him?
