My connection with this show is the same as a psycho who fantasizes about murdering his ex-girlfriend while spending every day stalking her new boyfriends on Facebook and then crying himself to sleep softly whispering "Mary" (Mary is my mother's name, to add an extra layer of fucked-up-ness to the analogy). I hate it but I watch and I look shit up about it.Well that's disappointing.
Despite it being a not-so-great episode last night, there were a few good moments:
1. Bran telling Sam he was "waiting for an old friend" and then sitting outside in a wheelchair for what seemed to be all night just so he could make eye contact with Jaime.
2. Sansa: "What do dragons eat anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want."
3. I like the realness in Sam not even trying to pretend that he didn't think Daenerys was a monster.
4. Yara's rescue scene was pretty cool.
5. The scene at Last Hearth was pretty badass. No dead bodies because that's not how the Army of the Dead rolls.
But most of the scenes weren't great. Euron banging Cersei was confusing - did she enjoy it or not? Does she even know?
Also I'm not sure what Tyrion and Varys are even doing in Winterfell as they got fuck all done last night. Tyrion is proving to be the most inept Hand eva. If not for Jaime's arrival and reveal next week Tyrion would still be waiting at the top of Winterfell's southern gates looking out for the Lannister army.
And I sure hope Jon stops giving a fuck that his father lied to him blah blah blah. He was pretty practical when it came to the 7-year-old questioning his title, let's hope he stays that way. No one cares that you're the real heir and that you banged your aunt at least twice. There's an army of dead men coming.
Jon rides dragon. Dragon lets Jon ride it. No one questions how that's even possible without Jon having dragon blood/being a Targaryen?
I will pick one point of contention - I could pick a thousand.
The Sam-Daenerys shit is retarded on so many levels. Contrived to the point that it is ridiculous - this is all the show is now, ridiculous contrivance on top of ridiculous contrivance.
Sam's dad was a Targaryen loyalist. He betrayed his lord because a 'foreign whore' was invading, even though it was a fucking Targaryen that he fought for. Insane, unforgivable contrivance to start with.
The show made a point of this being a feudal society where even knights stealing a ham means death.
Sam's dad was literally a traitor on several levels and then a vanquished foe who refused to surrender. And his son with him. Of course they had to die.
Which brings me to your point of liking Sam not pretending to like Daenerys. Sure that's logical.
But the ridiculous part is the logic in the conversation with Jon Snow. At least the secretary writer was aware how of ridiculous it was, because they tried to explain away the insanity.
"She killed my dad because he refused to obey"
"I've killed people because they refuse to obey"
"Yes, but here's a non-sequitor - you also didn't kill people in entirely different circumstances"
"Good point"
So fucking shit. It's honestly worse writing than you will find on most soap operas.