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@Sex Chicken you should shop around.
@ShatsBassoon might charge a little more but the quality of his work will be a lot higher
@Sex Chicken you should shop around.
@ShatsBassoon might charge a little more but the quality of his work will be a lot higher
I'll do the siding myself. I want to see the work. You lose $5,000 for each overcut, and $2,000 for each pigeon you fuck. By the end of this project I expect you to owe me $80,000.
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He can’t even line up his fascia you goof
Well if you don’t want any overcuts the price just went up to $100,000 and it’s gonna take at least 2 months
@The Koala Bear Jew is what we call a "Craigslist" carpenter. He shows up around noon, half in the bag, with a hammer and a saw in a backpack.
Suck my dick
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Only if it’s unwashed and uncircumcised
No one has ever stood up to me like that. I like you. You have a fire in your belly. You're hired.
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Hire
@Wild too so I can suck his dick
"Honey. Why are there two drunk dudes blowing each other in the backyard?"Hire
"Don't worry about it. It's a couple of guys I hired off the MMA forum to build me a pigeon coop."
First thing he'll do is ask for an advance for a pack of darts
3/5
For fuck's sake
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And a monster energy drink you idiot
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Measure twice cut once. Curse n cuss, force it in with a hammer
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Eyeball it short/small and then say either “good enough” or “looks great from
My house”
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If I pay you money will you keep your current SN for a year?
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And avatar
Typical koala. Gets something for free and expects more of it.
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I’m trying to give you money you speciesist
Obvious deception.
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Lowe's doesn't carry Makita products. It took all my restraint not to throw my shit in the air and storm out when an employee told me that