it looks like you mutilated it with no purposeWhat was I supposed to do? Touch it up?
it looks like you mutilated it with no purposeWhat was I supposed to do? Touch it up?
I may look a bit bedraggled but that’s just unfairI thought we were posting pics of people that look like Che Guevara
I’d literally only just put a knife through it at that point. Looked a bit wankered didn’t it?it looks like you mutilated it with no purpose
Tha fuck is that??Proper pub portions too. If the pub were in America.
Proper pub portions too. If the pub were in America.
ahahaTha fuck is that??
Proper pub portions too. If the pub were in America.
I've watched the season with Flintoff and paddy. I thought they were gonna do a Xmas special but I dunno if they did or not@Shang Tsong2
did you say you were watching top gear? Watching now. I like the new 3some. I like Flintoff anyway but I think it’s good.
first time I’ve watched it since clarkson
You get treated and wind up with a billWhat happens if you’re badly injured in a school shooting in America but you haven’t got health insurance?
Does the line up change then? Him, Chris and paddy are awesome together I thinkI've watched the season with Flintoff and paddy. I thought they were gonna do a Xmas special but I dunno if they did or not
Madonna adopts youWhat happens if you’re badly injured in a school shooting in America but you haven’t got health insurance?
Bugger bugger buggerPhil the Greek has snuffed it I'm hearing
Out looking for my lost key.
No joy so far. No tequila or triples until I find it.
I'm in a bar I have reason to believe I'm in a bar I got kicked out of last Saturday, but I wasn't the protagonist so they diddnt recognise me. Ha!
Nah it's what opens the bank vault door in my apartment, dipshit, I post it last Saturday when I was hammered.Is the key a euphemism for your life?
How have you not written this off already, numbnuts?Fuck
Nowhere has my key.
Carry onI say apartment, it's Airbnb, the lady already has many complaints, if I tell her I lost her key she might get e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶m̶a̶d̶d̶e̶r̶ more upset