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Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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If I'm over the age of 60 in prison right now, That's probably the scariest place I could think about being.
Then stop visitations until shit is done.

The virus doesn't move on it's own. It needs a host. Prisoners SHOULD be the safest people on earth providing the guards aren't infected.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
46,925
58,934
Fuck it.
I'm going to the bar. If anyone coughs on me I'm gonna punch them in the face.
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
44,116
89,900
Then stop visitations until shit is done.

The virus doesn't move on it's own. It needs a host. Prisoners SHOULD be the safest people on earth providing the guards aren't infected.
Guards go home sometimes. Suppliers come. No vaccine available. They'll get infected and it'll spread because there's no herd immunity.
 

sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
36,852
48,643
Just got an email.
Public Utilities are closing their offices.
Damn...
 

Zeph

TMMAC Addict
Jan 22, 2015
24,355
31,946
Fuck it.
I'm going to the bar. If anyone coughs on me I'm gonna punch them in the face.
That's a good idea. Have a fight and swap bodily fluids with someone with the corona virus. What could go wrong?
 

sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
36,852
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Because in my area, 30% of customers need to interview for low-budget discounts in-person.
There are no telecommuting/internet options.
So like the prison situation, things are about to get nasty.

What they should do is keep those office hours only for the low income applicants, one day a week. The rest can be done online. Closing it all is a mistake.
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
44,116
89,900
Because in my area, 30% of customers need to interview for low-budget discounts in-person.
But they've made it clear they won't shut off or worry about collecting right now while they are doing this.
You have electricity. It isn't going off. Your discount can be applied anytime, right?
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
18,601
33,600
Glad I went to costco when I did.
Hit up the liquor store this afternoon. Ready to hunker down for the weekend.


 

BenAskrensStrikingcoach

Formerly formulating formally
Jan 30, 2015
4,769
5,131
That's a good idea. Have a fight and swap bodily fluids with someone with the corona virus. What could go wrong?
Its too late if someone sneezes on him man, Haulers already dead, he might as well have the satisfaction of breaking someones face before he goes out.
 

Rambo John J

Baker Team
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
74,057
73,529
Global Coup of deep state underway
not gonna make a thread cause most you fellas will think I am nuts

just an FYI

sidenote
Bi Mart was out of TP today

I only went for neosporin(original formula) for my cat
 

Atto

Chinese Virus
Feb 11, 2016
4,750
5,551
Global Coup of deep state underway
not gonna make a thread cause most you fellas will think I am nuts

just an FYI

sidenote
Bi Mart was out of TP today

I only went for neosporin(original formula) for my cat
Whattt
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
44,116
89,900
He said, "GLOBAL COUP OF DEEP STATE UNDERWAY
NOT GONNA MAKE A THREAD CAUSE MOST YOU FELLAS WILL THINK I AM NUTS

JUST AN FYI

SIDENOTE
BI MART WAS OUT OF TP TODAY

I ONLY WENT FOR NEOSPORIN(ORIGINAL FORMULA) FOR MY CAT"
 

sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
36,852
48,643
But they've made it clear they won't shut off or worry about collecting right now while they are doing this.
You have electricity. It isn't going off. Your discount can be applied anytime, right?
No, your discount is a monthly percentage.
So for those unable to afford expenses, they need to apply & interview(and usually count on it) to get services started.
Or to get the discount applied, which isn't retroactive.
Also, although they "say" they won't shut off the power to residents, you cannot count on their word.
They may need to show proof of layoffs etc. *due to Act Of God*.
There are countless times officials say one thing and do another, just like this, and countless human interest articles ran on them from local news.
It's usually to temporarily reduce panic.
Then an office shuts down.
In any case, new clients cannot apply, alotted funding just sits while debt accumulates.
There is a house every 10th block with a generator running at night in the winter, even without a catastrophe looming or present.
 

Rambo John J

Baker Team
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
74,057
73,529
He said, "GLOBAL COUP OF DEEP STATE UNDERWAY
NOT GONNA MAKE A THREAD CAUSE MOST YOU FELLAS WILL THINK I AM NUTS

JUST AN FYI

SIDENOTE
BI MART WAS OUT OF TP TODAY

I ONLY WENT FOR NEOSPORIN(ORIGINAL FORMULA) FOR MY CAT"

 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
44,116
89,900
No, your discount is a monthly percentage.
So for those unable to afford expenses, they need to apply & interview(and usually count on it) to get services started.
Or to get the discount applied, which isn't retroactive.
Also, although they "say" they won't shut off the power to residents, you cannot count on their word.
They may need to show proof of layoffs etc. *due to Act Of God*.
There are countless times officials say one thing and do another, just like this, and countless human interest articles ran on them from local news.
It's usually to temporarily reduce panic.
Then an office shuts down.
In any case, new clients cannot apply, alotted funding just sits while debt accumulates.
There is a house every 10th block with a generator running at night in the winter, even without a catastrophe looming or present.
Utility Discount Program - HumanServices | seattle.gov

**COVID-19: In an effort to protect the health of our communities and service providers, there will be no-walk-in hours through March 31, 2020. Applications will be accepted via mail, but there is also a drop box outside the UDP/VLFR office where paperwork can be submitted.

**3/10/2020: Mayor Jenny A. Durkan announced that Seattle Public Utilities (SPU) and Seattle City Light (SCL) will keep utility services on during the COVID-19 Civil Emergency in Seattle. This will provide immediate utility relief for customers, both residential and commercial, financially impacted by the COVID-19 outbreak. Effective immediately, all SPU and SCL customers can set up deferred payment plans if their financial stability has been jeopardized by COVID-19. Utility service will stay on as their deferred payment plans are developed and implemented.