General Corona virus updates

[member 1013]

To be fair the list of "essential" businesses in Ontario is ridiculously long so I guess the province in general is essential?

Well we do make most of the country’s GDP, despite what Alberta would tell you

and with oil crashing that’s more and more essential

I guess

 

[FINGERS]

A statue of me I had made.

I had just gotten out of the pool.

Nice piece

 

[member 1013]

On COVID-19 testing, a new backlog emerges as some patients not told they have the virus

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

Nice piece

I'm a married man bro. Pm me.

 

[Too swole to control]

Just build a home gym so you can stop being butt-hurt about this.

I am working out at home. This shit is fake and no one is dying. All the graphs make it look like there is gona be some huge curve to the moon w deaths. It isn't happening. I go to work everyday, then giant and rite aid where I am around a lot of ppl. Nothing is happening.

Also my check engine light came on, turns out I need a timing belt and one of the turbos is broken and something else. Was like $7000 total they said just get another vehicle. Oh but I can't. Because 22,000 ppl died in the whole world. So now I have a fucked vehicle and can't buy one even tho I have plenty of cash. Where is this exponential curve everyone is talking about. Where is it. I'm around ppl all day long. We r all fine.

How long are we pretending here

 

[Too swole to control]

Maybe I will go buy more weights at Wal Mart and stand in line w a bunch of ppl.

 

[Eric Trump]

I am working out at home. This shit is fake and no one is dying. All the graphs make it look like there is gona be some huge curve to the moon w deaths. It isn't happening. I go to work everyday, then giant and rite aid where I am around a lot of ppl. Nothing is happening.

Also my check engine light came on, turns out I need a timing belt and one of the turbos is broken and something else. Was like $7000 total they said just get another vehicle. Oh but I can't. Because 22,000 ppl died in the whole world. So now I have a fucked vehicle and can't buy one even tho I have plenty of cash. Where is this exponential curve everyone is talking about. Where is it. I'm around ppl all day long. We r all fine.

How long are we pretending here

its a sham. We are forced to wear masks on our faces when we go outside. Its ridiculous. People are losing their jobs! Probably... that doesnt affect me... but still. Its overblown to an enormous proportions

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

Took the day off. Hanging with the kids. GTA online trying to get this Casino heist done. Me an the oldest are on the same page. The little one wants to go to the clothes store and shop. Guess it can be worse, be my nephew and just want to go to the strip club.

 

[FINGERS]

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I'm out of washer fluid and too scared to go to the store

Soap and water works as long as it doesn't freeze, which probably isnt a concern Florida.

 

[Eric Trump]

this is why I dont post memes. Because I know someone has done it before me

 

[lueVelvet]

this is why I dont post memes. Because I know someone has done it before me

It's ok, I think we've all had one or three posts duplicated by another member a few times in the thread.

 

[member 3289]

I am working out at home. This shit is fake and no one is dying. All the graphs make it look like there is gona be some huge curve to the moon w deaths. It isn't happening. I go to work everyday, then giant and rite aid where I am around a lot of ppl. Nothing is happening.

Also my check engine light came on, turns out I need a timing belt and one of the turbos is broken and something else. Was like $7000 total they said just get another vehicle. Oh but I can't. Because 22,000 ppl died in the whole world. So now I have a fucked vehicle and can't buy one even tho I have plenty of cash. Where is this exponential curve everyone is talking about. Where is it. I'm around ppl all day long. We r all fine.

How long are we pretending here

 

[FINGERS]

this is why I dont post memes. Because I know someone has done it before me

better to post and a double than not

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

this is why I dont post memes. Because I know someone has done it before me

Post that shit. Don't be scared homie.

 

[member 3289]

its a sham.

Its overblown to an enormous proportions

This gave me a brain aneurysm.

So many non-governmental experts all exaggerating or colluding in this "sham".

Punch yourself in the face.

 

[Eric Trump]

Post that shit. Don't be scared homie.

if you insist

 

[ThatOneDude]

I got dumber reading that post.

 

[member 3289]

Soap and water works as long as it doesn't freeze, which probably isnt a concern Florida.

Best kind of soap to use and ideal concentration?

 

[Matrix]

Just now getting over this shit. Started a week ago and I’m just starting to feel normal. I completely understand why this shit would wreck older people.

 

[La Paix]

I am working out at home. This shit is fake and no one is dying. All the graphs make it look like there is gona be some huge curve to the moon w deaths. It isn't happening. I go to work everyday, then giant and rite aid where I am around a lot of ppl. Nothing is happening.

Also my check engine light came on, turns out I need a timing belt and one of the turbos is broken and something else. Was like $7000 total they said just get another vehicle. Oh but I can't. Because 22,000 ppl died in the whole world. So now I have a fucked vehicle and can't buy one even tho I have plenty of cash. Where is this exponential curve everyone is talking about. Where is it. I'm around ppl all day long. We r all fine.

How long are we pretending here

I almost called in sick to self isolate. After reading that you have a broken car and tons of cash but don't see dead people I said fuck it, I'm off to work. Thanks man.

 

[lueVelvet]

Just now getting over this shit. Started a week ago and I’m just starting to feel normal. I completely understand why this shit would wreck older people.

Care to share your experience? I don't believe anyone else on this board has gone through it fully yet?

 

[member 3289]

Just now getting over this shit. Started a week ago and I’m just starting to feel normal. I completely understand why this shit would wreck older people.

Did you get it from a filthy New Yorker?

 

[Matrix]

Care to share your experience? I don't believe anyone else on this board has gone through it fully yet?

Yeah I wasn’t sure if anyone had. Should I just do an ama or fire away in here?

 

[Matrix]

Did you get it from a filthy New Yorker?

Lol nah I got it in Houston