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ThatOneDude

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The snake from last night is back, I have grabbed the snake shovel, time to cut its head off

I'm 99% sure it's after my mockingbird nest or our sidewalk toads. I'll fucking burn the brush down if my toads end up missing. They've lived under my sidewalk since the house was built. Nice family.
 
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Chief

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The snake from last night is back, I have grabbed the snake shovel, time to cut its head off

I'm 99% sure it's after my mockingbird nest
Forget the shovel bro. You have to go all Haitian on that thing and bust out the machete.
 

ThatOneDude

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Forget the shovel bro. You have to go all Haitian on that thing and bust out the machete.
Maaaaaaaaan, we have a shovel with a sharpened edge just for snakes. It's how the country folk out in Arkansas roll. I'm pretty sure the shovel head was made from an old plow disk by either my father in law or his father.


 

ThatOneDude

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Motherfucker tried coming in the front door. I used my dog as bait on the other side so I could come around and get his ass.











 

Rambo John J

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The dead kind.




Just kidding, waiting on my father in law to get back to me, he'll know.
I smoke lots of rattlers on my parents ranch/hillside...with shotgun or pistol if I have it on me


I leave the bull snakes because they are immune to venom and some think they can eat small rattlers

rattlers are the only venomous over here
 

ThatOneDude

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That's not venomous.
Yea, found that out after.

However, we have a very simple rule in our house.
If we catch you trying to come in uninvited, or in our house uninvited, you don't get to leave alive.
 

Splinty

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You fuckers are crazy. I helped a garden snake out of my pool a couple weeks ago. He looked stuck.
I have a rat snake that lives in my front garden and have moved king snakes off the road.

Copperheads can get fucked. Nasty little bastards are everywhere here right now.
 

Dick Niaz

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The thought of OP coming back for the first time to check on the thread he started