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Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.

It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.

The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.

It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
 

Sex Chicken

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Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.

It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.

The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.

It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
What kind of a pussy pulls a knife on a pig?
 

Dick Niaz

Yearning for TMMAC days gone by
Jan 14, 2018
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Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.

It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.

The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.

It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
This happened in the grocery store not the woods. You didn’t stab a pig, you tried to cut open a pack of bacon so you could stuff your pockets with handfuls of uncured meat.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.

It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.

The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.

It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
image of this terrifying beast...
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Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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“You darn kids with your fancy snow surf boards!”
That video is lil video time capsule



I was exactly who they describe
I had skill so I wasn't a danger to others
Used to pull off into the woods for a puff or two
 

TheFifthScallop

Who am I kidding? I’m a whore.
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Nov 15, 2015
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Out on the Deschutes with my homie last weekend. I really love this part of the state. Very cool scenery.48177CC5-F437-497D-A3F7-74B75FD993BF.jpeg54FA1512-16DE-40E9-8F60-34318A7627F1.jpeg
 

TheFifthScallop

Who am I kidding? I’m a whore.
Amateur Fighter
Nov 15, 2015
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2AFC7492-DABB-4E8D-BEC5-69FD1B129777.jpegNew intruder variation I’ve been tying up. Swung it yesterday for the first time. No tugs, but it’s only a matter of time. I’m calling it “The gender reveal party intruder”.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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I'm about to see how well a silenced 22/45 does on this bad boy using sub sonic ammo.

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Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Finally got out for some nature. Winter camping can't be beat.

It's snowin like a mofo right now and I'm already in my tent.

Pic from earlier...
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BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Thought you'd enjoy this short read ThatOneDude @ThatOneDude

 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Thought you'd enjoy this short read ThatOneDude @ThatOneDude

As much as I think England is a hunk of shit, Leigh @Leigh told me it was, that woman is actually pretty bad ass and reminds me of a rich british version of my badass wife.