What kind of a pussy pulls a knife on a pig?Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.
It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.
The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.
It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
What's the difference between a bay dog and a catch dog? A boar pig and a bar pig?What kind of a pussy pulls a knife on a pig?
This happened in the grocery store not the woods. You didn’t stab a pig, you tried to cut open a pack of bacon so you could stuff your pockets with handfuls of uncured meat.Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.
It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.
The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.
It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
image of this terrifying beast...Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.
It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.
The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.
It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
“You darn kids with your fancy snow surf boards!”
That video is lil video time capsule“You darn kids with your fancy snow surf boards!”
I'm really glad to see you didn't get a shitty Secret Santa like those cheap Brits who didn't send anything
Welp, I'm in for the 2021 Secret Santa!Fuck. I wish I saw these before I bought my Secret Santa gift. @ThatOneDude would have gotten a pair in pink.
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I was ready to finally jump on the Crocs train but read awful reviews lately about the quality of the newer ones. Like shrinking in the sun and stuff.Fuck. I wish I saw these before I bought my Secret Santa gift. @ThatOneDude would have gotten a pair in pink.
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As much as I think England is a hunk of shit, @Leigh told me it was, that woman is actually pretty bad ass and reminds me of a rich british version of my badass wife.Thought you'd enjoy this short read @ThatOneDude
Queen Elizabeth II: A Badass Hunter?
In Season 2, Episode 5, of Netflix’s hit series, “The Crown,” a young Queen Elizabeth II walks the hills of her famous Balmoral Estate in search of Scottish red deer. Though accompanied by a guide, the queen is the first to spot the herd and leads the way as they stalk across the countryside...www.themeateater.com