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The Welsh Wimp

6'2" in heels
Oct 24, 2015
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Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.

It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.

The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.

It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
 

MyWifeYellsJAKEPAULinBed

Formerly 'Sex Chicken'
Sep 8, 2015
19,540
46,802
Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.

It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.

The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.

It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
What kind of a pussy pulls a knife on a pig?
 

Dick Niaz

"Be available for life to happen" - Bill Murray
Jan 14, 2018
6,940
13,780
Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.

It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.

The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.

It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
This happened in the grocery store not the woods. You didn’t stab a pig, you tried to cut open a pack of bacon so you could stuff your pockets with handfuls of uncured meat.
 

Hauler

When your gratitudes exceed your expectations...
Feb 3, 2016
30,925
42,245
Went hiking with my wife today. Noticed on the trail there was a lot of rooting, a clear sign of hogs/feral pigs. When we were on our way back, I heard some rustling ahead in the woods.

It's rutting season (most dangerous time of the year to encounter a hog) and I did the opposite of what you were supposed to do, which is slowly back away. After signaling for my wife to stop and then get behind me so that I was between her and the boar, I tiptoed forward and slowly flicked my knife open.

The hog hauled ass the moment it saw me. It wanted to neither fuck around nor find out.

It was exactly what would happen if I ever ran into one of the pussies on this forum.
image of this terrifying beast...
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Thefifthscallop

Major Dick, Dick Army
Amateur Fighter
Nov 15, 2015
2,153
2,967
2AFC7492-DABB-4E8D-BEC5-69FD1B129777.jpegNew intruder variation I’ve been tying up. Swung it yesterday for the first time. No tugs, but it’s only a matter of time. I’m calling it “The gender reveal party intruder”.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
32,184
31,976
I'm about to see how well a silenced 22/45 does on this bad boy using sub sonic ammo.

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Hauler

When your gratitudes exceed your expectations...
Feb 3, 2016
30,925
42,245
Finally got out for some nature. Winter camping can't be beat.

It's snowin like a mofo right now and I'm already in my tent.

Pic from earlier...
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ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
32,184
31,976
Thought you'd enjoy this short read ThatOneDude @ThatOneDude

As much as I think England is a hunk of shit, Leigh @Leigh told me it was, that woman is actually pretty bad ass and reminds me of a rich british version of my badass wife.