Sounds like you deserved it and got off lightly.I got dog piled and kneeled on in a similar manner by about 6 bouncers one night, held me there while they waited for the cops, wasn’t quite 9 minutes but it felt like a fucking week. I was about 110kgs at that stage though and was fairly solid.
One of the pricks tried to tear my bicep off , worst thing about it, he sunk his claws so deep into my bicep I had finger bruises for weeks , whole bicep turned black:
I think get the fuck off me you cunts was the majority of my vocabulary, might have been an I can’t breath or 2 thrown in there as well but I can’t remember , I was fucking hammered.
If you can't handle your drink then you should consider spending more nights in your caravan.
Sober.