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ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
35,368
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Roll over, grabbed my hot scientist wife's sweet ass and gave her a good pounding to start the day.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,500
29,658
bought the wife a minivan. Used my master negotiating skills to drive the best bargain. :)
2019 Odyssey with Nav/RES, 13.1k miles.

Black #1
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,500
29,658
I've had to read a bunch of international regulatory standards and equipment specs over the past few weeks.
watched a video on a basic Dai Vernon card trick, and I've just been working through the mechanics of it with my hands while my eyes and brain are busy doing their thing.

Just did it for my wife, it worked. Now that she thinks I can read her mind, I can begin bending her to my will.
 

Onetrickpony

Stay gold
Nov 21, 2016
14,038
32,294
I too got my children a chainsaw. Mind you I got myself a chainsaw as well.
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That’s awesome.

I found out on Tuesday that I got a position with the waste department. It’s an 11 hour shift schedule, 5 days on 5 days off twice than 4 days on 4 days off once. I’ll work 14 of every 28 days.

Unfortunately, my arborist and red seal in landscape horticulture that I took in parks is worthless in the new position. No more chainsaws for me.

Here is a part of what is required during the first 2 years.

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I’m hoping I will find some radioactive waste that will give me superpowers like a ninja turtle.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,500
29,658
That’s awesome.

I found out on Tuesday that I got a position with the waste department. It’s an 11 hour shift schedule, 5 days on 5 days off twice than 4 days on 4 days off once. I’ll work 14 of every 28 days.

Unfortunately, my arborist and red seal in landscape horticulture that I took in parks is worthless in the new position. No more chainsaws for me.

Here is a part of what is required during the first 2 years.

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I’m hoping I will find some radioactive waste that will give me superpowers like a ninja turtle.
make sure you wear a mask so no one recognizes you when you're a giant turtle.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,500
29,658
started replacing the countertops in the RV.
pulled the old one out, cut out a replacement.
marked the new sink, big and deep - centered and placed to within 1mm.
cut a 'trim ring' and glued/clamped it in place.
Tomorrow I'll glue the laminate on top. I'll probably let it dry for a full day with weights on it before I take a shot at making a trim edge.
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rmenergy

Posting Machine
Mar 27, 2021
1,326
2,256
That’s awesome.

I found out on Tuesday that I got a position with the waste department. It’s an 11 hour shift schedule, 5 days on 5 days off twice than 4 days on 4 days off once. I’ll work 14 of every 28 days.

Unfortunately, my arborist and red seal in landscape horticulture that I took in parks is worthless in the new position. No more chainsaws for me.

Here is a part of what is required during the first 2 years.

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I’m hoping I will find some radioactive waste that will give me superpowers like a ninja turtle.
Good career you just got yourself into. Congratulations. Apply yourself & you’ll move up.
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,817
59,385
My wife asked me if I could switch the dryer door so it opened from the other side. It’s an LG so I got one of their engineers on the phone this morning. He said “It’s possible but only by a trained technician. Guys apprentice for 15 years before we even let them look at a door mechanism.”
I said “Shut up nerd. I stopped listening when I heard ‘It’s possible’”
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View: https://streamable.com/tvvz9t
 

Grateful Dude

TMMAC Addict
May 30, 2016
8,929
14,285
My wife asked me if I could switch the dryer door so it opened from the other side. It’s an LG so I got one of their engineers on the phone this morning. He said “It’s possible but only by a trained technician. Guys apprentice for 15 years before we even let them look at a door mechanism.”
I said “Shut up nerd. I stopped listening when I heard ‘It’s possible’”
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View: https://streamable.com/tvvz9t
Man, that must've taken you like...I dunno...10 minutes?