General Russia Ukraine round 2 Price hike boogaloo

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Sheepdog

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Dec 1, 2015
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I know this story is too good to be true, but I want to believe!


View: https://twitter.com/TOrynski/status/1502274459620855812?s=20&t=IS-A1CjKjA3KnxHEF1Mx9w


How an Ukrainian village armed with two flags defeated two Russian tanks:

1. 4 Russian tanks enter village. Villagers watch carefully from distance. Russians transfer fuel from two of them to other two, get onto those two and leave the two dry tanks in the village.

2. Villagers plant Ukrainian flags on those tanks.

3. The other two tanks return, see tanks with Ukrainian flags and open fire, destroying them completely. Keep driving around looking for their other two tanks.

4. One of the yanks drives onto a bridge with 5 tonnes weight limit. the bridge collapses, tanks falls into the river, everyone inside dies.

5. The other tank keeps driving around, get lost and finally gets stuck in the ditch. Russians get out of it and walk away.
How a group of Ukrainian Underpants Gnomes defeated 4 Ghosts of Kiev who were actually Portuguese double agents.

Step 1: They collected underpants
Step 2: They posted about it on the internet
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: All 4 Ghosts of Kiev were shot down
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Jul 22, 2015
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A Belarusian reporter is saying that the Belarusian troops stationed on the border with Ukraine are being replaced with new units.


View: https://mobile.twitter.com/hannaliubakova/status/1502591337249615874


Given that there were strong rumours that Belarus would be invading last night, perhaps the troops that were there refused to do so?
It needs to be noted that these "strong rumors" are a win/win for whoever puts them out there (shockingly it's consistently been the U.S. government. If it doesn't happen "Us talking about it prevented it." If it does "See?" if it happens later than promised "But it did happen, so we're still right." It's a pretty classic shooting an arrow then painting a bullseye around it.
 

NotBanjaxo

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It needs to be noted that these "strong rumors" are a win/win for whoever puts them out there (shockingly it's consistently been the U.S. government. If it doesn't happen "Us talking about it prevented it." If it does "See?" if it happens later than promised "But it did happen, so we're still right." It's a pretty classic shooting an arrow then painting a bullseye around it.


...it was the Ukranians who put out that rumour, but your point stands.
 

Sheepdog

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In fairness he didn't say where they would stop. We already know they planned to go into Moldova.
Who said they plan to go into Moldova?

You don't 'know' something because some random dipshit on twitter claimed it.
 
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Who said they plan to go into Moldova?

You don't 'know' something because some random dipshit on twitter claimed it.
How many times with assumptions about me do you have to be wrong before you stop doing it?

I know it was part of the plan because of the Belarusian battle map as well as references to such in Russian state news stories posted in anticipation of a quick victory.

It was probably part of their original plan when this was going to be a quick endeavor. It might still be. And then it's also possible. They just want everyone to think that their big macho men and you better be lucky we didn't come over there.

Regardless, the source is Russia state media and their puppet Belarus. Not Twitter.
 
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Looking around the internet, it seems as if Moldovanians(?) think it's very possible.
The Moldova government has continued to reiterate its neutrality stance and worry that they will have an uprising in conjunction with this. Following the Belarusian battle map showing forces moving into transnistria they moved on the high alert for seeing an upcoming potential invasion.
 

NotBanjaxo

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Who said they plan to go into Moldova?

You don't 'know' something because some random dipshit on twitter claimed it.