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SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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Wasn't even in the fucken country what should I pay for? Fuck em. I've got a plan. I can outsmart.those dickheads
 

Poiupoiu

Long and Thick Member
Oct 26, 2015
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my local KFC recently hired a retard to check green codes (recent no covid test) at the door

i showed him a pic of kermit the frog and he let me in
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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I stood on a chair yesterday. I heard voices and thought It was the housing inspector. I have a wooly hat covered on my smoke alarm. I smoke hanging out the window, but I shouldn't have a hat on it.

Oh my gosh I struggled to stand on a chair.. I barely made it. It was a false alarm but it opened my eyes a bit. I'm gonna walk more
 

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
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I stood on a chair yesterday. I heard voices and thought It was the housing inspector. I have a wooly hat covered on my smoke alarm. I smoke hanging out the window, but I shouldn't have a hat on it.

Oh my gosh I struggled to stand on a chair.. I barely made it. It was a false alarm but it opened my eyes a bit. I'm gonna walk more
Stop smoking!!!
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
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Most of you jagoffs probably call in sick if you encounter this at 7:00 AM.

Me? Chainsawed that bitch up, towed it out of the way up to my burn area and still made it to work before the other head honchos showed.

I'm just built different.

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I would’ve ran it over and yelled “Gravedigger!”
 

Poiupoiu

Long and Thick Member
Oct 26, 2015
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you got to be old to be like this.

ever had to walk home from the local grocery store becuz your mom left you stranded for acting up?
 

Poiupoiu

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Oct 26, 2015
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If I have it right, they refers to someone who hasn't chosen a gender.

I'm used to they as a word that refers to a plurality.
Language changes erry day I guess.

Made me feel old

fcuk, im guess im out of touch

how do u choose a gender?

you have a dick or pussy.
 

Poiupoiu

Long and Thick Member
Oct 26, 2015
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sexual preferences, i dont care about, but it doesnt change the equipment u were born with
 

Speaker to Animals

encephalopathetic
May 16, 2021
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fcuk, im guess im out of touch

how do u choose a gender?

you have a dick or pussy.
Hell, don't ask me. I've read about it and have had it explained to me. And it won't stick.

Like I said it makes me feel old.
Back in my day, we just had the two kinds and we liked it that way.
 

Poiupoiu

Long and Thick Member
Oct 26, 2015
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can i say i was born male but i like banging females that looks like dudes, while i keep my dicked tuck in?
does that make me a they ?

hypothetically
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Hahaha. I was just on a conference call and the moderator called on me for some insight right when I took a giant bite out of a Honeycrisp apple.

Luckily I had the camera turned off so nobody could see me hack it into my garbage can before I started spitting all my wisdom at them.
 

Poiupoiu

Long and Thick Member
Oct 26, 2015
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i warned some people dont take a group photo with me becuz im a drunk bastard

then they got mad when i grabbed their boobs in the photo

whos wrong?
Hell, don't ask me. I've read about it and have had it explained to me. And it won't stick.

Like I said it makes me feel old.
Back in my day, we just had the two kinds and we liked it that way.
im still confused. fuck who ever you want in any clothes you want .
it doesn't change ur birth gender