General "I have something to say, but it doesn't warrant its own thread."

[SongExotic2]

Details?

Didn't pay my taxes when I was in Belgium. Covid hit and I was off 5.5 months and figured they could fuck themselves
Now it's catching up

 

[SongExotic2]

Wasn't even in the fucken country what should I pay for? Fuck em. I've got a plan. I can outsmart.those dickheads

 

[Wild]

Random carving a yellowfin tuna


View: https://youtu.be/Wj5FVhbd8ps

 

[Poiupoiu]

my local KFC recently hired a retard to check green codes (recent no covid test) at the door

i showed him a pic of kermit the frog and he let me in

 

[SongExotic2]

I stood on a chair yesterday. I heard voices and thought It was the housing inspector. I have a wooly hat covered on my smoke alarm. I smoke hanging out the window, but I shouldn't have a hat on it.

Oh my gosh I struggled to stand on a chair.. I barely made it. It was a false alarm but it opened my eyes a bit. I'm gonna walk more

 

[RaginCajun]

I stood on a chair yesterday. I heard voices and thought It was the housing inspector. I have a wooly hat covered on my smoke alarm. I smoke hanging out the window, but I shouldn't have a hat on it.

Oh my gosh I struggled to stand on a chair.. I barely made it. It was a false alarm but it opened my eyes a bit. I'm gonna walk more

Stop smoking!!!

 

[Big Dummy]

Most of you jagoffs probably call in sick if you encounter this at 7:00 AM.

Me? Chainsawed that bitch up, towed it out of the way up to my burn area and still made it to work before the other head honchos showed.

I'm just built different.

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I would’ve ran it over and yelled “Gravedigger!”

 

[Poiupoiu]

grandmas can be good at sex if they are wet enough

 

[Speaker to Animals]

At first the wording of this tweet left me baffled before I researched the pronouns.


View: https://twitter.com/thehighsign/status/1556760885909196801

 

[Poiupoiu]

At first the wording of this tweet left me baffled before I researched the pronouns.


View: https://twitter.com/thehighsign/status/1556760885909196801

i have no idea what that means

who is they?

 

[Poiupoiu]

you got to be old to be like this.

ever had to walk home from the local grocery store becuz your mom left you stranded for acting up?

 

[Speaker to Animals]

i have no idea what that means

who is they?

If I have it right, they refers to someone who hasn't chosen a gender.

I'm used to they as a word that refers to a plurality.
Language changes erry day I guess.

Made me feel old

 

[Poiupoiu]

If I have it right, they refers to someone who hasn't chosen a gender.

I'm used to they as a word that refers to a plurality.
Language changes erry day I guess.

Made me feel old

fcuk, im guess im out of touch

how do u choose a gender?

you have a dick or pussy.

 

[Poiupoiu]

sexual preferences, i dont care about, but it doesnt change the equipment u were born with

 

[Speaker to Animals]

fcuk, im guess im out of touch

how do u choose a gender?

you have a dick or pussy.

Hell, don't ask me. I've read about it and have had it explained to me. And it won't stick.

Like I said it makes me feel old.
Back in my day, we just had the two kinds and we liked it that way.

 

[Hauler]

If I have it right, they refers to someone who hasn't chosen a gender

 

[Poiupoiu]

can i say i was born male but i like banging females that looks like dudes, while i keep my dicked tuck in?
does that make me a they ?

hypothetically

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Get with the times, grampa

 

[Hauler]

Get with the times, grampa

You know what?
If that's "the times" I think I'll stay right where I'm at.

Thanks though.

 

[Hauler]

Hahaha. I was just on a conference call and the moderator called on me for some insight right when I took a giant bite out of a Honeycrisp apple.

Luckily I had the camera turned off so nobody could see me hack it into my garbage can before I started spitting all my wisdom at them.

 

[Poiupoiu]

i warned some people dont take a group photo with me becuz im a drunk bastard

then they got mad when i grabbed their boobs in the photo

whos wrong?

Hell, don't ask me. I've read about it and have had it explained to me. And it won't stick.

Like I said it makes me feel old.
Back in my day, we just had the two kinds and we liked it that way.

im still confused. fuck who ever you want in any clothes you want .
it doesn't change ur birth gender

 

[Rambo John J]

My finger hurts
It is broken and kinda dislocated

 

[Speaker to Animals]

You know what?
If that's "the times" I think I'll stay right where I'm at.

Thanks though.

I said get with the times

It wasn't a request

 

[Speaker to Animals]

My finger hurts
It is broken and kinda dislocated

Have you tried not having a broken finger?

 

[Speaker to Animals]

As for myself, well, my pronoun is blammo.

Now whenever people speak about me they'll have to say blammo at least once.