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rmenergy

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Bullet Train

Brad Pitt

Sort of a Kill Bill / Tarantino rip off. A bunch of assassins on a train with their own missions to kill each other. Some interesting fight scenes and comedic banter, but the plot is garbage.

It's a pretty shitty film.

2/5

Sandra Bullock - who has mostly speaking parts in this film - appears at the end. She's had so much work done she doesn't even look human anymore. Almost looks like one of those Avatar people without the blue face. Shame. She was a smoke show. No idea why she had all that shit done.
I found the show entertaining enough. Not some epic masterpiece or anything but on a 5 scale, 3-3.5/5.

Sandra Bullock is my "free pass" with my wife. Was an extra in:

Murder by Numbers (2002) - IMDb

She was hotter in person BY FAR than what shows on screen. Also, she was actually cool to be around. She seemed to prefer hanging out with the crew & extras than the producers & main actors. Director kept pulling her away from all of us "normies" as she wasn't to associate with us. Fuck him lol.
 

Rambo John J

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When Mav crashes at the beginning going Mach 10.3 there is no way he survives that crash. Like - zero chance. Mach 10.3 is over 7900 mph.

So my take is he dies in that crash, and everything that happens afterwards is his death dream that fired through his brain in the seconds before he literally evaporated in the atmosphere.

Proof it was a dream:
  • Mav crashes an experimental hypersonic jet against orders and not only stays in the Navy but gets put in charge of a mission?
  • Goose's son is dressed exactly like Goose and sings the same song on piano that Goose did?
  • Mav meets up with an old flame and reconciles his wrongs with her?
  • Charlie drove a 1958 Porsche Speedster and lived in a beach house. Penny has a 1973 Porsche 911 and lives in a beach house.
  • Mav still feels guilty about Goose's death, but this wrong is righted by him saving Goose's life during a dogfight.
  • Mav is able to run to Rooster's location after he crashes. Let's assume he was doing around 600 mph. That's 880 ft/s - do the math. Mav ain't running no double marathon in flight gear. In the snow.
  • The enemy base just happens to have an F-14 ready to go at an active base - a jet that's about 40 years old. Iran might still use these jets, but they wouldn't be necessary at a base loaded with 5th Gen Fighters.
Fun movie. And my hypothesis takes nothing away from the enjoyment of the film.
But Mav's dead, bruh.
No way he lived.
No way it's not a death dream. The entire movie after the crash.
Nooooooo!?! This cannot be true!
If true though, this is me

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdqyG3CcoLM
 

sparkuri

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I found the show entertaining enough. Not some epic masterpiece or anything but on a 5 scale, 3-3.5/5.

Sandra Bullock is my "free pass" with my wife. Was an extra in:

Murder by Numbers (2002) - IMDb

She was hotter in person BY FAR than what shows on screen. Also, she was actually cool to be around. She seemed to prefer hanging out with the crew & extras than the producers & main actors. Director kept pulling her away from all of us "normies" as she wasn't to associate with us. Fuck him lol.

Jesse James was an idiot for screwing that up.
 

rmenergy

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Jesse James was an idiot for screwing that up.
Agreed. They had a beautiful ranch in Arroyo Grande back in the early '00's. About 30min from my old house in Morro Bay. She would be in the area supporting the local small businesses while he was usually getting the cops called on him for doing stupid shit in a quiet area.
 

sparkuri

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I thought Maverick was a pile of shit
If iron eagle 2 and behind enemy lines fucked and had a retard baby - that is Maverick
It was more like Stealth 2 but with Tom Cruise & a cool bomb run scene, although impossible 6 ways to Sunday.
Criminy on a crutch my butt was clenched tighter than a camel's in a sandstorm.
I was more scared than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Cruise looked older than baseball, any more wrinkles & he coulda screwed his helmet on.
Word is he had oxygen hooked up in the simulator.
Jennifer Connely looked like a '49 Harley; rode hard and put away wet.
If she tried ass-to-ass now she'd need Wild @Wild hip doctor.
Her bones cracking sounded like a schoolbus driver getting a headcount.
 

sparkuri

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sparkuri @sparkuri

you can disagree, but maybe you just don’t comedy that ends with a decent finale
I LOVED the finale.
We call them "credits" where I'm from.
That movie couldn't end fast enough.
It was like watching molasses in slow motion.
Bill Paxton even wants his money back.
 

Rambo John J

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It was more like Stealth 2 but with Tom Cruise & a cool bomb run scene, although impossible 6 ways to Sunday.
Criminy on a crutch my butt was clenched tighter than a camel's in a sandstorm.
I was more scared than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Cruise looked older than baseball, any more wrinkles & he coulda screwed his helmet on.
Word is he had oxygen hooked up in the simulator.
Jennifer Connely looked like a '49 Harley; rode hard and put away wet.
If she tried ass-to-ass now she'd need Wild @Wild hip doctor.
Her bones cracking sounded like a schoolbus driver getting a headcount.
This review was so bad it was good
Maverick was a beast of a film for a sequel of a BEAST of a film
 

sparkuri

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Maverick was amazing, in a corny way
If you can call a cornfield in a derecho amazing, I'd say Maverick was spectacular.
It made Mel Gibson Maverick look like a shitty poker player & John McCain Maverick look like a good man.
If Maverick had a sequel it'd be Val Kilmer judging American Idol from a drone pod.
 

Robbie Hart

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I LOVED the finale.
We call them "credits" where I'm from.
That movie couldn't end fast enough.
It was like watching molasses in slow motion.
Bill Paxton even wants his money back.
Good lord, I’m losing a significant amount of respect for you
You’re out regarding movies
 

Rambo John J

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If you can call a cornfield in a derecho amazing, I'd say Maverick was spectacular.
It made Mel Gibson Maverick look like a shitty poker player & John McCain Maverick look like a good man.
If Maverick had a sequel it'd be Val Kilmer judging American Idol from a drone pod.
I can't even watch Maverick Mel Gibson
seems like a deleted scene
 

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I found the show entertaining enough. Not some epic masterpiece or anything but on a 5 scale, 3-3.5/5.

Sandra Bullock is my "free pass" with my wife. Was an extra in:

Murder by Numbers (2002) - IMDb

She was hotter in person BY FAR than what shows on screen. Also, she was actually cool to be around. She seemed to prefer hanging out with the crew & extras than the producers & main actors. Director kept pulling her away from all of us "normies" as she wasn't to associate with us. Fuck him lol.
She was very nice in Demolition Man and A Time To Kill...
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Wife & I just watched this. I'd only give it a 6-6.5/10 as there were too many parts that had me ready to shut it off. Other parts were great though. Last 30-40min were great.
Tell me you missed the joke, without telling me you missed the joke.
 

Judobill

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I watched Cocaine Bear. It’s not gonna win any awards, but it was entertaining. RIP Ray Liotta.
 

Blue Slime

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Terrifier 2

Don't remember anything about the movie so I can't rate it.

I did like the first one and the prequel with the lady going to the gas station was my favorite.
 

rmenergy

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Tell me you missed the joke, without telling me you missed the joke.
I understand that he was playing a parody of himself. Just didn’t find it as great of a movie as some others. Most seem to be love/hate on this one. My wife & I were both indifferent.

On a side note. During the “broke” portion of the movie, my wife & I were laughing about where his Mulsanne was. Wife’s uncle owned Nick Cages Bentley Mulsanne for a few years while he was in financial trouble. Just sold it back to him about 5-6mo ago.