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Wild

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Dec 31, 2014
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The entire process. From TSA, to the airlines, to the passengers. All of it. 9 times out of 10, it’s just a miserable fucking experience. I’m connecting in Chicago right now, on my way to Omaha and I’m already over this trip. Should have sucked it up and driven here.
 

MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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I can't stand flying commercial. It's like cattle chutes.

I got completely spoiled living in the other side of the airport.

And I don't like showing up unarmed.

Train or drive, whenever possible.
 

sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
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Jan 16, 2015
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"Spam in a can"

I don't wanna breathe all that spike protein.
TSA always grabs my junk& holds me for 25 minutes like I'm a bomb maker. I hate being irradiated.
I hate picking flights, I hate picking seats, I hate deciphering cost, I hate categorizing & sharing itinerary, I hate not being able to sleep, I hate the pain in my old man back and hips.
I hate trying not to drink, then trying to appear sophisticated & sober afterward while there's a party in my head.

And I hate feeling like ths in my seat, isle, and bathroom.

 

Uncle Tom Doug

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Jun 24, 2022
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We spent the weekend at the woman's parent's house in Northish Georgia this weekend. Her dad flew planes for about 40 years split between the Navy and Delta. We were talking about how much we both hated flying, commercially, last night. It fucking terrible. Flying private is still awesome, though.
 

BJTT_Kiwi

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Jun 25, 2015
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The only way to fly is high.
3ml of my homemade oil as I leave the house.
Usually clear customs/security just as it’s kicking in.
Then cruise for 5hrs until it wears off.
 

SongExotic2

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Yall motherfuckers need to go Qatar airways. It's a great time. I try to eat everything on the menu
 

Wiggy

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Oct 23, 2015
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I've never flown Qatar, but I've flown Emirates several times. First time I ever had lamb was a fucking meal on Emirates...in coach. lmao

I once got bumped to business class on Emirates and holy balls...it was amazing.

Now, I've not flown in probably 15 years. I used to do it somewhat regularly, though. As a kid, I'd fly from central OR down to southern California during the summer to see my grandparents. Not every year, but probably 2 out every 3 years or so.

Then I went to college in NC, so I'd fly out there every fall, and back home to Oregon every spring - a couple times for Christmas, too. (I did take the bus from Oregon to NC one August since it was so cheap and holy mother of fuck...what an experience THAT ended up being. hahahaha dang)

Then when I was doing contract work in Iraq during the mid-late '00s, I'd fly once down to Houston from NC for processing, then from the middle east to NC & back every 4-6 months. Straight shots from Atlanta to Dubai in 16 hours were a slog, but not bad...just try to sleep as much as possible.

I enjoyed the flying to a degree...I just found it fun. The process could be a huge chafe, though...depended on the airport. I enjoyed some airports as I enjoy people-watching, and especially when you're in other parts of the country or world, it's cool seeing stuff you would normally not see. Like flying once through St. Louis when McGwire was in the middle of chasing the home run record was cool, as the airport was covered with Cardinals stuff. Going into a newsstand in Frankfurt, Germany was funny with porn magazines on full display right at eye level as if they were Newsweek or something.

The Dubai airport is wild - super modern, crazy duty-free, gold in damn vending machines, etc.

Other places absolutely suck ass, though. I went through Newark Intl once and what an absolute shithole. I used to connect through Gatwick in London a lot and I absolutely loathed that place, too.

Security is bullshit all over the world, though - not just TSA. I've been "randomly selected" for additional security screening (going through my bag, a pat down, etc) at least once on *every* international flight I've been on - sometimes stateside, several times in Gatwick, etc.

Whatever you do, don't get stopped at security in Dubai...those fuckers are nuts. Break one of their rules (like get caught with porn or anything they could even *remotely* construe as anti-Islam) and you get hauled right off to jail.

Then there was the el cheapo Russian charter flights the company I worked for would put us on...how we got from Dubai to Baghdad & back. hahahaha the stories I could tell about those sketch-jobs.
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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I wouldn't dream a flying anywhere I could drive in a LONG day.
Yep, If I am going back home to PA I will make the 12 hour drive. My wife and daughter will fly if they are going by themselves. Screw that, road trip!
 

fake pie

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Yes. Even in international business it doesn't make up for it. Add to the things you mentioned, I am a little bitch and have actually screamed on flights before :(

Oh I am flying to Ireland in a few hours.
 

kvr28

I am the Greengo
Nov 22, 2015
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Yes. Even in international business it doesn't make up for it. Add to the things you mentioned, I am a little bitch and have actually screamed on flights before :(

Oh I am flying to Ireland in a few hours.
It will be fine, in case not.

 

MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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Yes. Even in international business it doesn't make up for it. Add to the things you mentioned, I am a little bitch and have actually screamed on flights before :(

Oh I am flying to Ireland in a few hours.
Glad to see you here!
 

sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
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Jan 16, 2015
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Yes. Even in international business it doesn't make up for it. Add to the things you mentioned, I am a little bitch and have actually screamed on flights before :(

Oh I am flying to Ireland in a few hours.
Oh I see, now you 'forgot' how to swim.
 

vad

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Jun 24, 2022
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The best is when coworkers ask a how the flight was. It fucking sucked what kind of a stupid question is that. I’m living out of a bag in a bedroom in a city I don’t want to be in and I had to shoehorn my big ass into a car seat the whole way here.
 

Dos

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Mar 2, 2023
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Flying back home tomorrow. Already dreading it.
Hopefully you get seated next to some giant walrus of a woman who wants to talk the whole flight.
That way you will almost welcome a crash into the mountains.
 

Wild

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Dec 31, 2014
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Hopefully you get seated next to some giant walrus of a woman who wants to talk the whole flight.
That way you will almost welcome a crash into the mountains.
And that is usually what happens.
 

Isaac Fookin Nootin

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Jan 26, 2020
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I typically fly 2 to 3 times per month, and I genuinely don't mind it, especially when leaving from home. I live in a smaller town, so I can show up 30 minutes before my flight, check my bags, get through security and be walking out to the plane 15 minutes later.

Hit the lounge at my connection, drill a few free pints and walk to my next one.