Coffee? Did you get a hernia from wearing jeans that are too skinny?
No, in the heat of the moment I tried to pick your mom up off the bed and carry her to the hot tub for round 6. Lesson learned.
Coffee? Did you get a hernia from wearing jeans that are too skinny?
You still haven't answered OPs question. You just told him what you did today.
Restored a hooker. Taking her for a spin nowRestored a bicycle. Taking it for a spin now.
You guys have a kmart?About to go to kmart and buy a bbq for my kids. They say 7 and 8 is too young to be bbqing I say fuck it their cave child ancestors were no doubt bbqing on the open fire at least this has a grill.
Be careful with the pics bro. Vutulita is cute, good job on keeping moms genes.
Yeaah and its not run by Koreans like yours. haha me sooo funnyYou guys have a kmart?
Weird. I always assumed that's what the "K" stood for.Yeaah and its not run by Koreans like yours. haha me sooo funny
I always assumed it was krystalWeird. I always assumed that's what the "K" stood for.
Quarter poodler with cheeseI think he calls it a water dog.
Aren't they metric? You say "quarter" and they're like "The fuck he say?"Quarter poodler with cheese
Hmm you might be rightAren't they metric? You say "quarter" and they're like "The fuck he say?"
Royal Poodler w/ Cheese
And last night, I held my wife's magic wand for her until she was done then I climbed on top of her, Brock Lesnar style.Made a shitload of strawberry jam, trimmed some pine trees with a bow saw, drank a 6 pack of beer, and took my son to a farm and picked a bunch of blueberries and raspberries.
Pay that kid you owe him not $3, unless he's an illegal mexicanWent to the gym and lifted weights. Afterwards chugged a half gallon of chocolate milk.
Now I gotta neighbor kid washing and detailing my car for $3