What manly sh!t have you done today?

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  1. DiSmAnTLeR

    DiSmAnTLeR Active Member

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    No, in the heat of the moment I tried to pick your mom up off the bed and carry her to the hot tub for round 6. Lesson learned.
     
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  2. DiSmAnTLeR

    DiSmAnTLeR Active Member

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    You haven't seen Song2's mom!
     
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  3. Left Hook Larry

    Left Hook Larry 3x Undisputed Monsters Champ/King of Buttertooths
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    Restored a hooker. Taking her for a spin now :sunglasses:
     
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  4. Judobill

    Judobill First 100
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    Made a shitload of strawberry jam, trimmed some pine trees with a bow saw, drank a 6 pack of beer, and took my son to a farm and picked a bunch of blueberries and raspberries.
     
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  5. Lord Vutulaki

    Lord Vutulaki Banned

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    About to go to kmart and buy a bbq for my kids. They say 7 and 8 is too young to be bbqing I say fuck it their cave child ancestors were no doubt bbqing on the open fire at least this has a grill.
     
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  6. Lord Vutulaki

    Lord Vutulaki Banned

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  7. Lord Vutulaki

    Lord Vutulaki Banned

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  8. Hauler

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    You guys have a kmart?
     
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  9. Galt

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    Be careful with the pics bro. Vutulita is cute, good job on keeping moms genes.
     
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  10. Lord Vutulaki

    Lord Vutulaki Banned

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    Yeaah and its not run by Koreans like yours. haha me sooo funny
     
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  11. Hauler

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    Weird. I always assumed that's what the "K" stood for.
     
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  12. Shang Tsong2

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    I always assumed it was krystal
     
  13. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Is that a poodle?
     
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  14. Hauler

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    I think he calls it a water dog.
     
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  15. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Quarter poodler with cheese
     
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  16. Hauler

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    Aren't they metric? You say "quarter" and they're like "The fuck he say?"

    Royal Poodler w/ Cheese




    Check out the big brain on Brad!
     
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  17. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Hmm you might be right

    @Vutulaki@Vutulaki care to clear this up?

    What do you guys call your dog burgers?
     
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  18. The Koala Bear Jew

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    nothing

    i have done nothing manly
     
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  19. Judobill

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    And last night, I held my wife's magic wand for her until she was done then I climbed on top of her, Brock Lesnar style.
     
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  20. Punch

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    Restored another bike today. This one is for the ol' lady. Now i gotta get something for the kiddo.
     
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  21. teamquestnorth

    teamquestnorth Lindland never cheated

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    Went to the gym and lifted weights. Afterwards chugged a half gallon of chocolate milk.

    Now I gotta neighbor kid washing and detailing my car for $3
     
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  22. Lord Vutulaki

    Lord Vutulaki Banned

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    Pay that kid you owe him not $3, unless he's an illegal mexican
     
  23. Ballzy

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    Wait a minute...there's still a fucking Kmart?


    I haven't seen them in like 30 years
     
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  24. Ballzy

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    Anyway. ...here's my manly cooking....

    Bbqed perogies. (Mushrooms, garlic scapes and onions) cheese as a topper
     
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  25. Ballzy

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