I don't know another way.Where else does people yell shit like that out a window?
Is that why when I'm out of town and I yell at people they just stare at me with a WTF look on their face?
I don't know another way.Where else does people yell shit like that out a window?
I had 2 roommates from Ohio when i was in Navy. They werent quite as bad as the West Virginians but on par with Florida panhandle.We don't say Yins.
And in football, when our OL holds the DL, we typically get flagged.
And when our center flinches we're the ones that get called for a false start instead of the defensive team getting called for offsides.
And when our team is making a 4th quarter drive and the replay shows the knee was down before a fumble,
it still doesn't get overturned.
Other than that. Yeah, same thing.
I'm not sure what insult you're trying to throw at me, but I'm gonna shrug it off regardless.I had 2 roommates from Ohio when i was in Navy. They werent quite as bad as the West Virginians but on par with Florida panhandle.
At least the Tribe is doing well this year.
Just busting your balls man. You usually roll with it. My bad tonight.I'm not sure what insult you're trying to throw at me, but I'm gonna shrug it off regardless.
I was rolling with it. Just didn't catch the WV, FL, OH connection. No harm no foul.Just busting your balls man. You usually roll with it. My bad tonight.
I was trying to say you arent as bad west virginians but same as the rednecks from Northern Florida.I was rolling with it. Just didn't catch the WV, FL, OH connection. No harm no foul.
And thank you for your service.
Shit. I'm way worse than those lightweights. And I have way more teeth.I was trying to say you arent as bad west virginians but same as the rednecks from Northern Florida.
Rip that bitch out of the wall and sit ur tp roll on the floor. Problem solved.I got another one. My wife purposely puts the roll of TP in backwords. She knows it pisses me off. The end of the TP should hang down on the edge AWAY from the wall, not down so it is AGAINST the wall.
I switch it to the correct way. She switches it back We've been doing this for 16 years now. Right now I'm pooping after volleyball and she just switched it before I came in here. I know this because I switched it to the correct way before we left for volleyball. So now I just switched it back. What the fuck?
I'd send you guys a pic but it's literally impossible for my gigantic cawk not to show up in the frame and I don't want to get banned.
Agreed, pissed me off as well. Imagine living in Thailand where people use umbrellas to protect them from the sun. They're fucking everywhere.Let me tell you what pisses me of today: People who use umbrellas when it's barely raining. Or, quite frankly, ever. It's water for fucks sake. Who cares if you get wet? Do you think your hair looked that good to begin with? Spoiler alert: it didnt. Water is the most essential element for human survival, and IT FALLS FROM THE SKY, and people act like it ruins their day.
The only time I enjoy watch some ass face with an umbrella is when there are strong gusts of wind, and the umbrella becomes a giant hinderance, breaks, and they toss it in the nearest garbage can. That's when I think "You just leveled up at life my friend", but sadly I know most will be buying a new one from Walgreens before the sun sets.
Umbrellas are for pussies.
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And that's the bottom line.
It irritates the fuck out of me when people change up the key ingredients in a dish and then declare it the "best". No, fuck face. As soon as you used rigatoni it stopped being mac and cheese. It might even be better than mac and cheese, but if there's no macaroni in it, it isn't fucking mac and cheese.Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Sunny Anderson. How does this chick work for The Food Network and they actually show her saying "Rigatoni is the best pasta for macaroni and cheese."? Macaroni. Cheese sauce of some nature. That's it! Rigatoni has nothing to do with the conversation!!!!
You should just remove all of the shitpaper from the bathroom after you are done and refuse to get her any when she has to piss. Or piss all over the seat to assert your dominance.I got another one. My wife purposely puts the roll of TP in backwords. She knows it pisses me off. The end of the TP should hang down on the edge AWAY from the wall, not down so it is AGAINST the wall.
I switch it to the correct way. She switches it back. We've been doing this for 16 years now. Right now I'm dropping a stink pickle after volleyball and she just switched it before I came in here. I know this because I switched it to the correct way before we left for volleyball. So now I just switched it back. What the fuck?
I'd send you guys a pic but it's literally impossible for my gigantic cawk not to show up in the frame and I don't want to get banned.
Haha. It's just a game she plays - fucking with my OCD. She thinks it's hilarious.You should just remove all of the shitpaper from the bathroom after you are done and refuse to get her any when she has to piss. Or piss all over the seat to assert your dominance.
I have to have it the same way. Thats how they taught us in the Navy. It doesnt really bother me to switch it but i did have the talk with my GF over that shit. It was basically the tradeoff for me putting seat down.Haha. It's just a game she plays - fucking with my OCD. She thinks it's hilarious.
I could start leaving the seat up. As is, I just leave it down as my aim is fucking perfect. But I could put it up just to bother her.I have to have it the same way. Thats how they taught us in the Navy. It doesnt really bother me to switch it but i did have the talk with my GF over that shit. It was basically the tradeoff for me putting seat down.
preach brother preach! I watched Jamie Oliver try to make a curry and wanted to throttle the spastic, kinda like when @Leigh boiled his chicken in a shopping bag then threw some pataks on it and tried passing it off as curry, Leigh can beat me in a fight though so I didnt go the throttling route of thoughts. I'd fuck Jamie Oliver up in seconds thoLet me tell you what pisses me off today: Sunny Anderson. How does this chick work for The Food Network and they actually show her saying "Rigatoni is the best pasta for macaroni and cheese."? Macaroni. Cheese sauce of some nature. That's it! Rigatoni has nothing to do with the conversation!!!!
I can't stand either of those people. Equally annoying.Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Dan Lebatard's father. I can't fucking stand listening to his fat old, likely illegal, ass try to commentate on fucking anything. ANYTHING! Shut up you old cocksucker. Maybe make a youtube video about how to make a raft that can get you from Cuba to Florida and how to avoid the coast guard at nighttime. The only personality on ESPN more annoying then Dan LaRetard is is stupid nonenglish speaking father. Hope he goes swimming in the next Category 5.