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Hauler

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Where else does people yell shit like that out a window?
I don't know another way.

Is that why when I'm out of town and I yell at people they just stare at me with a WTF look on their face?
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Oct 21, 2015
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We don't say Yins. :)
And in football, when our OL holds the DL, we typically get flagged. ;)
And when our center flinches we're the ones that get called for a false start instead of the defensive team getting called for offsides. :confused:
And when our team is making a 4th quarter drive and the replay shows the knee was down before a fumble,
it still doesn't get overturned. :mad:

Other than that. Yeah, same thing. :p
I had 2 roommates from Ohio when i was in Navy. They werent quite as bad as the West Virginians but on par with Florida panhandle.

At least the Tribe is doing well this year.
 

Hauler

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I had 2 roommates from Ohio when i was in Navy. They werent quite as bad as the West Virginians but on par with Florida panhandle.

At least the Tribe is doing well this year.
I'm not sure what insult you're trying to throw at me, but I'm gonna shrug it off regardless.
 

Hauler

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Hey Shinkicker @Shinkicker - I always return a Rainbow. So I unrated one of my "funny" ratings on one of your posts and replaced it with a rainbow.
 

Hauler

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I got another one. My wife purposely puts the roll of TP in backwords. She knows it pisses me off. The end of the TP should hang down on the edge AWAY from the wall, not down so it is AGAINST the wall.

I switch it to the correct way. She switches it back. We've been doing this for 16 years now. Right now I'm dropping a stink pickle after volleyball and she just switched it before I came in here. I know this because I switched it to the correct way before we left for volleyball. So now I just switched it back. What the fuck?

I'd send you guys a pic but it's literally impossible for my gigantic cawk not to show up in the frame and I don't want to get banned.
 
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Shinkicker

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I got another one. My wife purposely puts the roll of TP in backwords. She knows it pisses me off. The end of the TP should hang down on the edge AWAY from the wall, not down so it is AGAINST the wall.

I switch it to the correct way. She switches it back We've been doing this for 16 years now. Right now I'm pooping after volleyball and she just switched it before I came in here. I know this because I switched it to the correct way before we left for volleyball. So now I just switched it back. What the fuck?

I'd send you guys a pic but it's literally impossible for my gigantic cawk not to show up in the frame and I don't want to get banned.
Rip that bitch out of the wall and sit ur tp roll on the floor. Problem solved.
 

Mix6APlix

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: PG-13 movies. I see a PG-13 movie and all I can think is this is going to be some watered down, steaming pile of shit that should have been rated R but they fucked it up so they could sell it to kids. Red Dawn, the real one - not the puddle of donkey spunk remake that burns my soul to even admit that such a thing exists - was the first, and it's been a mudslide of bantha fodder steamrolling downhill ever since.
 

Disciplined Galt

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Let me tell you what pisses me of today: People who use umbrellas when it's barely raining. Or, quite frankly, ever. It's water for fucks sake. Who cares if you get wet? Do you think your hair looked that good to begin with? Spoiler alert: it didnt. Water is the most essential element for human survival, and IT FALLS FROM THE SKY, and people act like it ruins their day.

The only time I enjoy watch some ass face with an umbrella is when there are strong gusts of wind, and the umbrella becomes a giant hinderance, breaks, and they toss it in the nearest garbage can. That's when I think "You just leveled up at life my friend", but sadly I know most will be buying a new one from Walgreens before the sun sets.

Umbrellas are for pussies.

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And that's the bottom line.
Agreed, pissed me off as well. Imagine living in Thailand where people use umbrellas to protect them from the sun. They're fucking everywhere.
 

Mix6APlix

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Sunny Anderson. How does this chick work for The Food Network and they actually show her saying "Rigatoni is the best pasta for macaroni and cheese."? Macaroni. Cheese sauce of some nature. That's it! Rigatoni has nothing to do with the conversation!!!!
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Sunny Anderson. How does this chick work for The Food Network and they actually show her saying "Rigatoni is the best pasta for macaroni and cheese."? Macaroni. Cheese sauce of some nature. That's it! Rigatoni has nothing to do with the conversation!!!!
It irritates the fuck out of me when people change up the key ingredients in a dish and then declare it the "best". No, fuck face. As soon as you used rigatoni it stopped being mac and cheese. It might even be better than mac and cheese, but if there's no macaroni in it, it isn't fucking mac and cheese.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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I got another one. My wife purposely puts the roll of TP in backwords. She knows it pisses me off. The end of the TP should hang down on the edge AWAY from the wall, not down so it is AGAINST the wall.

I switch it to the correct way. She switches it back. We've been doing this for 16 years now. Right now I'm dropping a stink pickle after volleyball and she just switched it before I came in here. I know this because I switched it to the correct way before we left for volleyball. So now I just switched it back. What the fuck?

I'd send you guys a pic but it's literally impossible for my gigantic cawk not to show up in the frame and I don't want to get banned.
You should just remove all of the shitpaper from the bathroom after you are done and refuse to get her any when she has to piss. Or piss all over the seat to assert your dominance.
 

Hauler

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Feb 3, 2016
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You should just remove all of the shitpaper from the bathroom after you are done and refuse to get her any when she has to piss. Or piss all over the seat to assert your dominance.
Haha. It's just a game she plays - fucking with my OCD. She thinks it's hilarious.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Haha. It's just a game she plays - fucking with my OCD. She thinks it's hilarious.
I have to have it the same way. Thats how they taught us in the Navy. It doesnt really bother me to switch it but i did have the talk with my GF over that shit. It was basically the tradeoff for me putting seat down.
 

Hauler

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I have to have it the same way. Thats how they taught us in the Navy. It doesnt really bother me to switch it but i did have the talk with my GF over that shit. It was basically the tradeoff for me putting seat down.
I could start leaving the seat up. As is, I just leave it down as my aim is fucking perfect. But I could put it up just to bother her.
 

Lord Vutulaki

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Sunny Anderson. How does this chick work for The Food Network and they actually show her saying "Rigatoni is the best pasta for macaroni and cheese."? Macaroni. Cheese sauce of some nature. That's it! Rigatoni has nothing to do with the conversation!!!!
preach brother preach! I watched Jamie Oliver try to make a curry and wanted to throttle the spastic, kinda like when Leigh @Leigh boiled his chicken in a shopping bag then threw some pataks on it and tried passing it off as curry, Leigh can beat me in a fight though so I didnt go the throttling route of thoughts. I'd fuck Jamie Oliver up in seconds tho
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Dan Lebatard's father. I can't fucking stand listening to his fat old, likely illegal, ass try to commentate on fucking anything. ANYTHING! Shut up you old cocksucker. Maybe make a youtube video about how to make a raft that can get you from Cuba to Florida and how to avoid the coast guard at nighttime. The only personality on ESPN more annoying then Dan LaRetard is is stupid nonenglish speaking father. Hope he goes swimming in the next Category 5.
 

Limpy

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Dan Lebatard's father. I can't fucking stand listening to his fat old, likely illegal, ass try to commentate on fucking anything. ANYTHING! Shut up you old cocksucker. Maybe make a youtube video about how to make a raft that can get you from Cuba to Florida and how to avoid the coast guard at nighttime. The only personality on ESPN more annoying then Dan LaRetard is is stupid nonenglish speaking father. Hope he goes swimming in the next Category 5.
I can't stand either of those people. Equally annoying.
 

Mix6APlix

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: When I see a link on Facebook that piques my interest, then when I click on it it opens up to a goddamn slide show that inevitably has a different cocksucker advertisement on every page. There is no list in the world that is going to make me click the next slide 20 fucking times. I open a link and see its a slideshow, I close it immediately. JUST PUT EVERYTHING ON ONE FUCKING PAGE!!!!!