just kidding.
i just talked to her. she said i can see her tonight, but nothing more. rome wasn't built in a day. ffs i just took some of that chinese viagra, and if the most she lets me do is a kiss and a cuddle, i just wasted some mighty fine viagra?! Just think of all of the hours of fun me and charli could have had with those tablets??
But seriously, i am going to meet her family for the first time, so i think it is important that i make a good impression. Maybe have a beer, they normally help. Or leave that til after? hmmmm
But seriously, i am going to meet her family for the first time, so i think it is important that i make a good impression. Maybe have a beer, they normally help. Or leave that til after? hmmmm
Definitely lead with the Chinese boner. It will show them how much you care about her.
i might have to get some oil, to help entry, what do you think?
You new acc picture looks like you are staring and grinning at the dead body of something you just killed, is what I think.
Lube? Well it could, like if you set it on fire.
Well, I have to ask @Lars LeDouche first.
Stop the disrespect at once, or about tree fiddy goons will come after you!
He had no intention of going "all in" in Syria.
I don't care how you play poker, but if what you've posted here in the past is true you don't have a fundamental understanding of how to properly play the game. Your misunderstanding of the term "all in" is neither here nor there, I'm simply telling you that isn't what it means.
here is the two million 'free' chips i just won, see the screen shot...
and no you can't just win this, by being lucky
nice try though....
You primarily win free chips by being stupid. The more you know.here is the two million 'free' chips i just won, see the screen shot...
and no you can't just win this, by being lucky
nice try though....
right, and how exacty does that work out? You do realise that the pay for poker sites, poker stars at least, is full of bots, so it's like a zero-sum game if you play there. Basically it is rigged. I would actually like to go to a real casino one of these days, to try my hand at texas hold em for real, but im not going by myself. Maybe i'll see if my new 'girl friend' will go with me, after i have started dating her a bit, you get me?
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Because when people are playing for fake money they don't take it seriously and make stupid bets. Typically the big winners are those who walk into a trap and then suck out on the turn or the river. It's fake money so there's no incentive to play intelligently.
I haven't played online poker since Black Friday, back then bots weren't a concern. Even if bots are common these days the best hand still always wins.