Personal ENOUGH ALREADY with the god damn Miami jokes

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But they are not within pissing distance. You basically live on the outskirts of Miami. Deal with it pussy
Same distance from Baltimore to DC as there is from me to Miami.
 

jason73

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right near the consulate general for mexico and the 4 seasons miami
 

Jesus X

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Is San Diego considered Los Angeles?

Is Baltimore considered DC?
it isn't considered Los Angeles but we share a lot of similarities and basically spend our whole lives living in both places I used to drive to Qualcomm for chargers games from L.A county.
 
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it isn't considered Los Angeles but we share a lot of similarities and basically spend our whole lives living in both places I used to drive to Qualcomm for chargers games from L.A county.
People in my area do everything they possibly can to avoid going to Miami.
 
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Case in point, I just took this picture of the downtown area.

Who would want to be associated with shit like this?

 

Papi Chingon

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it isn't considered Los Angeles but we share a lot of similarities and basically spend our whole lives living in both places I used to drive to Qualcomm for chargers games from L.A county.
Jesus X @Jesus X , when you drove to qualcomm, was it a 39 minute drive without traffic?
 

Gay For Longo

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There are a few of you who think it's funny to say that I am from Miami when this is no laughing matter.

First, this is my current location:


As you can see, I am a good distance north of Miami. It's about 45-75 minutes by car depending on the time of day.

What's more, I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN MIAMI-DADE COUNTY. I live in Broward County, which is just north of MDC. While my county is included in the wider "Miami Metropolitan Area", I do not, have not, and will never live in the city of Miami or even in MDC.

Why does this bother me so much? Why do I not want to be associated with Miami?

Too many reasons to list, but here are some:

- Miami traffic is shit and the drivers are terrible. Most are tourists, migrants, or immigrants from other states or countries and should not be given drivers licenses.

- Miami-Dade County is about as unorganized as a county can be. In Broward and Palm Beach counties, we've got our shit together. It's the small things like motion sensors in the road to activate traffic lights, clear traffic signs, wide roads to accommodate densely populated areas, and overall sensible governance.

- the Miami Heat

- Pitbull, Rick Ross, and DJ Khaled



The closest major city to me is Fort Lauderdale. It's big enough for people from North America to be familiar with. Though I don't actually live in Fort Lauderdale, I'm OK if you want to say I'm from there. It's in my county and it doesn't have even half the problems of the city I'm not from.

So please, please just fucking stop. Despite my baseball and football allegiances, it is very insulting to say I'm from that shithole to the south.

Thanks in advance, guys.

- CMNH
This is like me saying I'm not from toronto

People that live around here might care, but to everybody else, I'm from toronto
 

Gay For Longo

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No.



Keep in mind that today is a national holiday so there's no traffic on the road.
You live that close to Hollywood?
I'll never say you're from Miami again now that I know Hollywood is closer

Should have left it at Miami imo

Edit: I don't even care if it's not the fucked up Hollywood, other people won't know that lol