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You live that close to Hollywood?
I'll never say you're from Miami again now that I know Hollywood is closer

Should have left it at Miami imo

Edit: I don't even care if it's not the fucked up Hollywood, other people won't know that lol
If you were Quebecois you'd know it. Every year from November to April half the population of the city is from Quebec.
 

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My wife and I came down here for dinner.

Can't wait to leave this shithole...
You were at dinner with your beautiful wife and you made a thread to talk to these dipshits about how bad the city you live in is? Guess she got tired of you lecturing her on the uses of the oxford comma.
 

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About an hour north
Not going to say but if from around here youd know where I mean
I had an amigo from Barrie Ontario back in the 70s. It was considered a small town in Ontario then but now I understand it's practically in the GT area.
 

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@Readily Formed Voltron I didn't realize Fort Lauderdale was that close to Miami. I recall them having their own pro soccer team back in the day. It seems like that whole region is full of large cities nearby one another. It must be congested as all get out down there. The humanity.
 
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You were at dinner with your beautiful wife and you made a thread to talk to these dipshits about how bad the city you live in is? Guess she got tired of you lecturing her on the uses of the oxford comma.
I posted that while I was waiting for her to park the car.
 
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@Readily Formed Voltron I didn't realize Fort Lauderdale was that close to Miami. I recall them having their own pro soccer team back in the day. It seems like that whole region is full of large cities nearby one another. It must be congested as all get out down there. The humanity.
It is congested as fuck but Miami takes it to another level. In Broward and Palm Beach counties, we creates more cities/communities further west to spread the population out and avoid too much congestion.

Most of Miami-Dade is basically a 10-mile radius. Their solution for the end of I-95 (an interstate that goes all the way to Canada) is to go from a 5/6-lane super highway with a speed limit of 65 mph to a 3-lane road with a speed limit of 45 mph and a traffic light every two fucking blocks.

I'd really like to know who the urban planners were at the time so I can find their ancestors and punch them in the face.
 

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It is congested as fuck but Miami takes it to another level. In Broward and Palm Beach counties, we creates more cities/communities further west to spread the population out and avoid too much congestion.

Most of Miami-Dade is basically a 10-mile radius. Their solution for the end of I-95 (an interstate that goes all the way to Canada) is to go from a 5/6-lane super highway with a speed limit of 65 mph to a 3-lane road with a speed limit of 45 mph and a traffic light every two fucking blocks.

I'd really like to know who the urban planners were at the time so I can find their ancestors and punch them in the face.
We're already the most congested city in North America and the solution of the planners is to build more housing. A lot more. Most of it is being bought up by mainland Chinese gangsters and money launderers who leave the units unoccupied 25% of the time and drive the prices beyond the reach of the native population. We have what must be the most corrupt, least representative government at the provincial and the municipal level in the history of modern western liberal democracy and are well on our way to Chinese colony status.
 

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How much does a manicure cost in Miami? Worth the ten minute drive?
 
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We're already the most congested city in North America and the solution of the planners is to build more housing. A lot more. Most of it is being bought up by mainland Chinese gangsters and money launderers who leave the units unoccupied 25% of the time and drive the prices beyond the reach of the native population. We have what must be the most corrupt, least representative government at the provincial and the municipal level in the history of modern western liberal democracy and are well on our way to Chinese colony status.
I'm guessing you live in Han-couver?
 

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Trudeau has recently declared that we don't really exist as a cultural entity anyway so I suppose it'll be no great loss eh.

So I guess all my memories of the place must be a figment of my imagination.
 

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BeardOfKnowledge @ConorMcGregorsBeard Gay For Longo @Gay for Longo

I probably shouldn't be talking about this on the open forum, but in a PM a while back, La Paix @BirdWatcher told me that he doesn't consider Ontarians true Canadians.

Your thoughts on that opinion?
I would say quite the contrary. While we out here tend to resent their political power from time to time I would say they are the true authentic Canadians.

Bobby Orr, Bobby Hull, Wayne Gretzky, Conor McDavid - they all hale from there. And they speak with the stereotypical accent you guys think we all have. They're Canadian as fuck, there can be little doubt.
 

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It is congested as fuck but Miami takes it to another level. In Broward and Palm Beach counties, we creates more cities/communities further west to spread the population out and avoid too much congestion.

Most of Miami-Dade is basically a 10-mile radius. Their solution for the end of I-95 (an interstate that goes all the way to Canada) is to go from a 5/6-lane super highway with a speed limit of 65 mph to a 3-lane road with a speed limit of 45 mph and a traffic light every two fucking blocks.

I'd really like to know who the urban planners were at the time so I can find their ancestors and punch them in the face.
It's too bad they don't keep i95 6 lanes going south, then just have it end in a ski jump into the atlantic.
 

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I'm going to go ahead and say that probably didn't happen. If he were from Alberta I might be more inclined to believe you.
Lol, Albertans would be the opposite of Ontarians. Getting the two groups into the same room (or the same forum) is always good times ;)