Some of the retarded lines I have heard tonight
"They make the smack sound by smacking their lips real loud, babe." -Douche my brother is friend's with said to his girlfriend when Balor kicked AJ from top rope
"You know thats not really an EMT right? Its just an actor."
"How did he fake playing the guitar good? Speakers? Yeah speakers."
"Sideshow Bob is about to face the Lucha dragon looking dude" I laughed at that one, also because she unintentionally said the team name.
Then for some reason they started discussing how Kurt wasn't an actual Olympian, and one drunk dude started trying to critique Balor's facepaint, but oddly specific. As if he was trying to point out how even in painting it was stupid. But that made no sense to anyone else. I now discovered they raided my vodka.
I hold the stance that if you point out wrestling is fake in 2017, you are more retarded than wrestling.