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ThatOneDude

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Shrimp are prepped.
Shelled, deveined, and seasoned with olive oil, fresh cracked pink Himalayan sea salt, fresh cracked pepper, paprika, and some slap ya mama.

 

SongExotic2

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Bread starter from day one. Hoping it'll be ready to use by Sunday.

Right


I still don't get this starter bullshit. What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm pretty fucken sure, if I made bread, I mix flour and dough and yeast and eggs or some shit, throw it in the oven and it makes bread.

What are you fucken bogdanoffs growing slime?



Fucken tater heads
 

ThatOneDude

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Because the shrimp cook so quick we are going to do those ahead of everything else.

 

SongExotic2

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This is making your own yeast from...


and water.

Right now there is no yeast at my store. So we are all making our own. So you can make bread truly from scratch,including the yeast itself.
Then say fucken yeast.


You cocksuckers have all been making starters for a good week now and it befuddled the shit outta me. Fucken hipsters.

One of you could have said I'm making yeast so I can make bread.

I thought that shit was ranch dressing at one point.


Appreciate the response.

Carry on with your bat soup
 

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Then say fucken yeast.


You cocksuckers have all been making starters for a good week now and it befuddled the shit outta me. Fucken hipsters.

One of you could have said I'm making yeast so I can make bread.

I thought that shit was ranch dressing at one point.


Appreciate the response.

Carry on with your bat soup
Go read my post about it. I was confused too...then I realized they helped me make my own yeast holy shit! Store was out and I had given up on my weekend baking plan. Now Im back on track.
 

SongExotic2

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Why don't you guys just buy bread?


Tomorrow I'll take all kinds of pictures of bread for you guys.


I am actually planning another MasterChef session. After my critically acclaimed chilli, responsible for at least one case of jungle butt, I have decided to cook another exquisite dish.


Maybe Indians, fajitas? Hmm
 

ThatOneDude

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Once the shrimp is done take it out of the pan and put it in a bowl off to the side. Add 2 tablespoons of butter, bacon, and onion to the pan and sauté.


 

ThatOneDude

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Why don't you guys just buy bread?


Tomorrow I'll take all kinds of pictures of bread for you guys.


I am actually planning another MasterChef session. After my critically acclaimed chilli, responsible for at least one case of jungle butt, I have decided to cook another exquisite dish.


Maybe Indians, fajitas? Hmm
Might as well learn a new skill man.
Oooo I have some deer heart, deer heart fajitas sound good.
 

SongExotic2

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Go read my post about it. I was confused too...then I realized they helped me make my own yeast holy shit! Store was out and I had given up on my weekend baking plan. Now Im back on track.
Also I'd rate your fucken post informative but you took my ratings away while a member went on timeout, who then returned, and then got banned. Where's my ratings.
 

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Then say fucken yeast.


You cocksuckers have all been making starters for a good week now and it befuddled the shit outta me. Fucken hipsters.

One of you could have said I'm making yeast so I can make bread.

I thought that shit was ranch dressing at one point.


Appreciate the response.

Carry on with your bat soup
You can make really good bread with instant yeast you can buy from the store, but if you want to make sourdough, you have to use a starter.
 

SongExotic2

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You guys want to see tacos?

That happens to be my other Michelin star speciality.


And I'm sure I'll be even better at them this time.