You: I'm not an anti-semite!!!The sad part about this is the historical inaccuracy - you should only be beating the cunts who actually killed Jesus. There was this woman I used to beat all the time, I would yell 'you killed Jesus you fucking Dago whore, now cook me some fucking Carbonara'. And she would cry 'but I am your grandmother, that means you killed Jesus too, and the shit you want me to cook isn't actually authentic Carbonara anyway'. She always tried to Jew me out of the extra bacon on that Carbonara.
Also you: *Moves onto other ethnic slurs*